Kebapkiu

Made out of 2 words "Kebab" and "bapkiu" which translated to lithuanian is money, Basically money for kebabs

Nori kebabų? Nu tai reikia kebapkiu durniau.

by jarvisben December 20, 2025

Kebab Shop Warrior

Kebab Shop Warrior: A person who frequents kebab shops late at night, often after a night out, treating the shop as a battleground. They start fights over queue-jumping or minor disputes and may follow people from nightclubs to the kebab shop, sometimes clashing with staff. These chaotic scenes can get messy, with food and chaos everywhere, and often lead to police involvement. Additionally, these escalations are sometimes filmed and shared on social media, quickly going viral and adding to the frenzy.

Lee: Bruv remember last night. We were sitting there in the kebab shop, and it was absolute metal. There were these two geezers fighting, and one of them tried to jump over the counter to get a kebab knife! The poor kebab workers were trying to hold him back, and meanwhile, this man's kebab went flying. It got punched out of his hands, it exploded everywhere, his face was a picture bruv well funny LOL, blood and kebabs all over the place! Honestly, it was like a scene from a movie. We definitely ran into a couple of kebab shop warriors that night! Bruv
Frank: Init bruv mental night out bruv.
Lee: LOL.

by Jamie Cheese December 27, 2025

Magical Kebab

when you have a mega penis and you penetrate multiple women, lots of lubrication needed

I had an orgasmic magical kebab last night with me and 2 hoes

by Hazzaiscoollol December 18, 2008

Rancid Kebab

A kebab that is bought when sober, rancid for the way you feel after consumption.

Mike - I had a rancid kebab last night

Kev - No way, how did that go down?

Mike - not good, i was shitting brown paint all night.

Kev - scumming.

by gaping malefant May 9, 2009

shish kebabb

when a male (or female with a strap on) is having sex with an extremely skinny, mostly petite, partner and his penis (or the strap on) pierces through the skinny partner. Usually very painful. The victims of shish kebabbing are usually anorexic or have other eating disorders. So ladies please eat.

Dudette: Hey, Stud, wanna bone?
Stud: Sweetie, you're like 80 lbs. I'll probably shish kebabb the shit out of you.

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by Colonel Kuster. August 10, 2010

dripping kebab

when you have a piece of meat and its dripping with special sauce

Yeah mate, I have a massive dripping kebab after seeing her last night.

by Mr Wiggless October 5, 2010

Flabby Kebaby

The genitals of a fat bird with hairy lips!

OMG she has a flabby kebaby, look at the size of it, i wouldn't want to sick my dick in that horrid thing!

by Soul Sanctuary November 25, 2010