drive the pig skin bus to tuna town

Penetrative hetrosexual sex.

Man, Tonights going to be be great. I am going to drive the pig skin bus to Tuna Town with Angela.

by Hip no tiz er April 26, 2006

I Smell Squirrel, Hide Your Tuna

Hide Whatever you Got, Police!

"I smell Squirrel, Hide your Tuna"
Oh, Shit Run!

by Nick Morgan January 18, 2006

Tuna only squirts on pretty people

An old saying starting back in the early 1600s meaning that only tuna squirts on pretty people.

Leslee:(while draining a can of tuna and it squirts on her) aw man! thats just my luck!!

Brendon: you know what they say? Tuna only squirts on pretty people

by straightnoobin April 20, 2010

foreskin submarine is pulling into tuna town for a three night stay

sexual intercourse; the proverbial "bone dance," to get a leg over.

When I get home tonite, my wife will be orgasmic when the ol' forekin submarine pulls into tuna town for an extended stay.

by weave March 24, 2003

Tuna that eats pizza

legend says that the only cure to a melting heart is a kiss from a tuna that eats pizza but that’s just hearsay, so maybe it’s not true .

Girl: my heart is melting !!!
Boy: just kiss a tuna that eats pizza that had eaten pizza so that it can stop the melting.

by Nova760 October 8, 2018

loon tuna

A crazy person whose actions prove that he or she is "way out there", also called a moon fish.

Did you see him come flying off that ramp without looking to see if any trafic was approaching? What a loon tuna!

by Rockmeister October 14, 2010

tuna puff

1.Much like a tuna waft, but the air is circulated by the woman.
2.A fishy smelling vagina that is passing air.

If after sex a woman queefs and it smells just like a can of sardines,you have a tuna puff.

by amuny$ November 2, 2013