working closely

A term used by those that are usually in deep shit, or leach off of another entities reputation. This is done by piggy backing off of another entity with a good reputation, so it falsely communicates a sense of "we know what we are doing."

FDA: We issued a letter to Whole Foods saying they f*cked up and mislabeled their food and it made a lot of people with allergies sick.
AMAZON: we're working closely with the FDA to get our shit together.

by whitekarp December 23, 2020

Work idiot

A person you work with that's an idiot that shouldn't have been hired in the first place. They're told to do the simplest task and look at you like they don't know what you're talking about.

Dumb: Hey Lloyd, sweep the aisles today.
Dumber: Harry, what are aisles?
Dumb: Fuck Lloyd! I'm the dumber of us two but you're the dumber, you work idiot.

by cpetkunas February 20, 2023

Work Death

A Work Death occurs when a co-worker leaves your team for another company. In reality they're still alive, but the truth is you'll never see that person ever again after they leave. It's as if they've died and gone on to the next (corporate) life.

"Did you hear that Kami is leaving us for a job at MegaCorp?!"
"Dang, I bet we never see her again"
"Oh well, be sure to wish her a Happy Work Death :)"

by Robthegreat November 10, 2021

goin to work

Absolutely dominating at whatever your trying to do

Dude: Bro I was goin to work on battlefield4 last night

by LittlwBlanky November 5, 2017

Work the Process

The answer to everything

Coach: Why aren't you hitting well?
Playing: I guess I'm not working the process coach

You don't Work the Process well!

by Holden Miller April 7, 2008

work piss

When in a social situation with work colleagues, the period of time at the start of the night when the conversation always turns to work. Before everyone has a few drinks and actually starts to have fun.

We spent the first hour emptying the bladder of work piss.

by T-Bone78 January 19, 2013

Work-Jerk

When for any reason, you feel inclined to jack off at work, be it out of boredom, for pleasure, to provide a sperm sample for reproductive purposes or for sperm donation for profit, you are performing what shall hence forth be know as the "work-jerk".

When I have a half hour between clients, I do a quick work-jerk to relieve tension

by AKA Humboldt 416E January 18, 2017