Tim's Law

In Apples to Apples, Tim's Law refers to the ever frustrating occurrence of drawing a card that would have perfectly fit the meaning of the previous card played.

Judge: All right, the next card is "smelly."
Player 1 (thinking): Well, I don't have any great matches, I'll just play this one.
(draws "Skunk")
Player 1: TIM'S LAW!!!!!!
(weeps)

by HoosierMan May 4, 2010

constipational law

A law of physics that states, "when one's rectal hole is plugged, fecal matter will accumulate until critical mass is achieved and a nuclear explosion will result, provided the rectal hole is not relieved."

Oh man, constipational law dictates that I tell you it's been nice knowing you and I always thought your house and car were beautiful...but BLAMO!!!!

by darthenstein February 2, 2014

Polybius’s law

“Polybius’s law” states that if a YouTube comment section has at least 5k comments, there will always be an argument.
Because internet.

(Law Created by Polybius_223_YT on the YouYube Comment Section of an Alan Becker video. The "reacting to captions" video. You can go there to find the source in it's purest form. No that is not me by the way, I'm just spreading it.)

"Ah shit! There's another argument.."
"It's Polybius’s law, Of course there'd be an argument"

by Blooperomg September 1, 2021

Incest-in-law

To fuck one's brother-in law or sister-in-law.

Ed: "Wait, Jack fucked his wife Jill's sister?"
Eddie: "Yeah he just committed incest-in-law."

by The Elias June 2, 2016

Lapras' Law

A method of appraisal in Pokemon GO where playing GBL is not necessary for success. If your screenshots are not built, your pokemon does not exist.

Lapras' Law

"I hatched this today im pretty hype about, definately will evolve and XL it for pvp and stuff"

"Would XL Togekiss still do good in open ML or is it better in the non XL league these days"

"My best shadow mamo yet, im hoping Johto tour can help me finish getting XLs for it"

"Should i use a 14 14 15 shadow machamp in XL ML"

"Would a regular hundo XL Hippowdon do okay in Master League XL, been debating maxing my hundo since i have the XLs for it, use it for pvp and maybe gyms randomly"

by Shiny DerpLapras February 28, 2022

mulkey's law

The worst possible situation has already occurred you just don't know about it yet.

We got hit by mulkey's law again, the car tire was flat when we tried to take it to shop.

by Gnomiesnhomies October 4, 2017

Sans Law

A law of the universe, which name derives from Sans, from the popular indie game "Undertale". The law shows, that any skeletons or skeletal - like creature in media have weirdly good memes created about them, or with them included in the meme.

Ex: - "I swear, the Necrons from Warhammer 40K have the best memes made about them!"

- "Yeah, they abide the Sans Law, too".

Ex.2: - "Why does everybody find skeletons so cool yet funny?"

- "It's because of Sans Law. Skeletons are an engine for good memes".

by ingusbingus April 17, 2023