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Turtle humping

When sexual satisfaction is reached without being directly involved in the action
When I saw them getting into it, I was turtle humping my ass off.
by Error219 August 27, 2019
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hump

either a llama has it
or a woman does it to ur long thing
by jono_theweirdo March 24, 2021
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hump alot

When you want to get intimate with someone yup ask them I'd they ass plug you instead of doggy style. Hump alot
by Chris &anddd courtney March 6, 2009
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dry hump wednesday

A mid-week sexual encounter that, had it begun nearer to the weekend and/or with people with sufficient access to privacy, would have resulted in sexual intercourse, but instead is limited to mild groping and partially-clothed rutting which results in a lackluster orgasmic experience. Usually occurring on Wednesdays.
Poor Eric and Barb --just when they thought they had the house to themselves, they found out that the kids missed the bus to the field trip AND that the renters' watermain just busted. Guess it's gonna be another dry hump Wednesday morning for them.
by Betty Missus June 6, 2017
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Humping the dog

Boss: “what are y’all doing… humping the dog? Get back to work!”
by BnizzleMcMizzle December 22, 2023
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