Human spoonipede

The act of infinite spooning, where participants sit/lie as if doing the oops upside your head song. But comfy. No dancing required. The only boundaries are your imagination.

Hey, we'd be more comfortable if we bust out the human spoonipede! Everyone sit down and get involved!

by TheHumanSpoon February 15, 2018

Human Shtencipede

3 or more mates are on a night out. All rectum-penetrate each other facing the same way in a centipede-chain except for one - we’ll call him “The Dyson”. The Dyson kneels in front of the centipede chain and fellates the first mate, sucking man juice from the mate at the back of the chain all the way through to the wang of the mate at the front.

Mate 1: “Hey boys, who’s up for a Human Shtencipede”
Mate 2: “Fuck yeah, shotgun The Dyson!”

by TheBoscats August 6, 2018

Human Tromboner

It consists of blowing into the receivers anus while firmly grasping the gonads and you can probably guess the boner part, in order to emit a symphony of weird noises.

Man 1: Becky gave me a human tromboner last night

Man 2: that sounds like it was fun

Man 1: yeah she played my ass like a jazz tuba

by Magnumus Dongus August 11, 2018

Human barking

When a speaker just repeats the same word over and over; thinking repetition equals clarity

This guy at the Pick Up window just said name three times. I couldn’t even get a question out, I hate Human Barking.

by RowdyRed91 September 2, 2018

Humans

The most complex creature alive, they can be nice, and helpful, or they can murder you without a second thought. They have the power to help other creatures, and to save the environment, but they usually get tricked into the lies of their Government, which is just a title that people give meaning. They can help people in poverty, and some are kind enough to do so, these humans are the best. Some become greedy and power hungry, and are cruel. They often pursue pointless hings, like looking like a popular person. They put much value in pieces of paper, and metal, and fight pointless wars against eachother, just to look powerful, or to get resources, just because they don't want to share their resources with others. When will humans realize they are why there are so many problems on Earth? They are quite complex creatures, as they can lie, and can hurt other humans, they are quite interesting. Overall, humans are unique, as almost no 2 are alike. One thing they all have in common, humans big and small, young and old, love their devices, big and small. If they would just get off them for just a day, they may learn much more, and may love eachother more, and learn that they are all one species, human, no matter their skin color, language, accent, religion, gender, wealth, or their sexual orientation. They are all humans.

Humans are all the same species, no matter if their rich or poor, they all can choose to do good in the world, but many do not, because they are afraid of what everyone else will think of them. Look at all the good stories, the stories of Malala, and others, they stood up for whats right, and even if they got shot, shunned, or jailed, in the end, they succeeded, because they stood for whats right, and they didn't let themselves get stepped over, they didn't care what others thought of them, they only cared about doing whats right.

by TheStrangerWhoKnows November 18, 2018

Humans

Advanced monkeys with complex brain structures and even more complicated feelings.

A: We are all so blessed to be humans
B: Dude don't be so happy.. we are just advanced monkeys!

by M. RIDDLE February 20, 2019

Human-Counterfeit:

A person who tries to give the impression of greatness or highlight their strong social and moral standers within the community or public eye, but in reality when looked at deeply have skeletons in their closet that would make the most despicable seem to have saint hood status, Human-Counterfeit.

Human-Counterfeit: Did you catch that Politician on the TV last night singing their song of greatness, what a Human-Counterfeit?

Human-counterfeit: The preacher man invited me to attend his church down the street to save my soul. What the heck, this dude talk’s smack about everyone in the community if they don’t attend his church. What a Human-Counterfeit.

Human-Counterfeit: Hay dude did you think we would ever live in a society with so many Human-Counterfeit.

by Justden May 11, 2019