Skip to main content

Frisbee Hold

When you hold a frisbee with your ass and the other partner as to grab it with his mouth and put it in the third partner's ass.
"Let's play the frisbee hold game!!!"
by tay tay spicalicious fo lyf November 3, 2008
mugGet the Frisbee Hold mug.

hold em donk

Hold Em Donk, is a player who will take thoughtless random odds on cards they think are good perhaps because they may have a pocket pair, an ace king pocket suit, any suit combination or just think that by going all in on every hand it will eventually pay off. I have played with various players who were at different skill levels, nevertheless would be considered a Hold Em Donk (poker donkey) because they simply think the game is all luck or they don't understand the breakdown of the games odds.

Online gaming sites have made the game much more popular and in my opinion made the problem worse than it was pre 1997. Now many more novice players who take insane risks with play money think that they can take their rip and burn strategy to the real world of poker tournaments. What the average Hold Em Donk fails to realize is that when playing online you likely don't know who you're playing against and don't get to improve your Give (expression, tick, cough, twitch etc) or read other player's give that all professional players pickup on to identify ones potential hand strength. Another problem is that different poker sites use algorithms that don't actually mimic the real life shuffle of the deck or change out. And, when playing someone face to face it is much more intimidating because of factors such as the staredown, having to wager and place physical chips on the pile and the style of the dealer who regulates the table.
texas hold em donk poker donk poker donkey poker all in donkey
by Donkey Assassin January 27, 2014
mugGet the hold em donk mug.

vag hold

similar to 'fingering'
"The other night Zac gave me the best vag hold"
by urbannnnnnndic April 30, 2014
mugGet the vag hold mug.

bone hold

When I went over to her house last night she gave me a bone hold.
by Bucket of Fail September 16, 2014
mugGet the bone hold mug.

hold soundtrack

The music played over the phone when on hold.
iPad gets dropped and smashes tonight so we call Apple and on Apple's hold soundtrack is Bob Marley singing 'don't worry, about a thing, 'cuz every little thing's gonna be alright'.
by DCofTO December 15, 2013
mugGet the hold soundtrack mug.

holding beard

To think so deeply in thought you hold your beard. Or to be really stoned.
Dude, I was holding beard something fierce last night, I think I solved world hunger.
by Harvey Manpunch June 19, 2015
mugGet the holding beard mug.

kagle hold

When a gross dude hugs you and you clench everywhere, even down there.
Marco sees a gross dude hugging Erin in the distance. MARCO :(yelling) "Erin, initiate a kagle hold. ERIN: (yelling back) Roger that!
by Terio Marin November 13, 2016
mugGet the kagle hold mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email