A sex act involving moose antlers, maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup, the hardest part of which is fitting everything in.
by Beaver16 February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. The act of skullfucking a Canadian chick after having her shit all over your dick from you fucking her in the ass resulting in her vomiting the gallon of cum that she swallowed from the gangbang she just received 10 minutes before, thereafter taking your cum, vomit, and shit covered dick and sticking it in her pussy.
by sagedismal February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. A sexual maneuver involving a frigid woman and a man hung like a moose. The man stands over the woman and uses his moose-like phallus to ejaculate on her face and chest. After completion, he states "Tasty poutine, eh?" If the prudish woman responds in the negative, he burns her white house down a la the War of 1812. If she responds in the positive, he pays her a loonie and a toonie and whatever Canadian Tire money he has on him.
Sarah was left with a mess on her hands and face when Wayne burned her house down following a nasty Canada's History gone right.
by Steagle the Cobeagle February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. A sick depraved sex act preformed by a minimum of thirteen people in the somewhere along Canadian/America border involving maple syrup, a moose, and the Stanley cup.
"Man, me and my twelve other hermaphrodites are heading up to Lake Superior to preform a waterborne Canada's History. After that I'm going to water-board them, a lot."
by Dajohnster February 11, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. Slightly more obscene and profane than The Beaver...as in has way bigger teeth, and loves gettin that tail.
by deucedigger February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. Sexual intercourse after kicking out a group of people, having a war with another and then refusing to stand up to a greater power.
Canada experienced "canada's history" when its founders kicked out a lot of natives, defeated the French, insisted on being forever subject to the British crown and then had sex with America using a postion known as the free trade agreement.
by Z-0 February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. A sexual act which involves inserting the Stanley Cup into a woman's ass while wearing moose antlers and using maple syrup as lubrication.
Apparently I'm wanted by the cops after giving that one slut a Canada's History last week. Whats this world come to, where you can't shove giant trophies up girls' asses anymore?
by Colbertnation02042010 February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug.