hairy armed monster

this is a woman who has arms made of hair. She also has a hairy face and god knows what else. She is usually small in height (a poison dwarf) and had an odd shaped body. She has greasy hair and tits bigger than her. Her name is usually Elaine, and corrupts innocent people by swinging her hairy arms about!

Oh my god, what happened to you?
i got attacked by the hairy armed monster!

help....save the service users,
the hairy armed monster is on the loose!!!

by odd that i find that freak so facinating February 19, 2008

hairy axe wound

a euphemism for a vagina. hairy, due to the pubic hair, and an axe wound, since the vagina forms a slit similar to the cut of an axe wound

i sure would like to place my penis in her hairy axe wound

by shingle June 20, 2007

Hairy Armed Chick

A girl, of course, whose wild and crazy arm hair is longer than the hair on her head. She gels it in the morning to prevent it from sticking up and lookin all crazy like. Also, if she died it brown, she would have sick monkey man arms.

Ariel Diamond is a Hairy Armed Chick, Zak isn't.

by Zak Prpich May 9, 2007

Hairy Axe Wound

Basically, just 1940's slang for a womans vagina.

Often used as an insult or joke.

Go shave your hairy axe wound, slaag!

Guy 1: We were fucking last night and her axe wound was so flipping hairy!

Guy 2: Definitely avoid HER in the future.

by loungelizardairbiscuit April 16, 2010

hairy-footed pony

A horse with hair(Don't all horses have hair?) you know, like a pony with the hair on the feet. An Arabian horse from Scotland, Busch Gardens.

The hairy-footed pony collection from my little pony.

by Mike with the hair March 9, 2007

Angry Hairy Marten

1. A Hairy Marten is covering a hairy armed person in tape and when they are unable to move throw camel jizz in their face and pull the tape off really fast to make them even more Angry.

Martin - Last night I did a Angry Hairy Marten to Ben, you should have seen his face.

by Fooligan1951 November 2, 2011

Hairy whale tooth

It's when your eating a clean shaved pussy and that one hair that she forgot to shave is the size of a whale and gets stuck in between your teeth.

I ate pussy for an hour and was left with a hairy whale tooth.

by Jungle jack booma October 22, 2014