Gooching

The act of putting illicit items (usually drugs) in your underwear and on your gooch in an effort to hide them. This is used because when pat down's are conducted the searcher is not allowed to frisk the genital area.

If you ever get caught smoking weed, gooching the weed will prevent them from finding it.

by whamola99 March 1, 2020

Gooching

The practice of scratching one's gooch until it bleeds

I spent all night gooning but I discovered gooching. Oh my God my shit hasn't been polished better.

by GoonerSynonyms February 4, 2025

Gooch Ricotta

The thick milky like substance that forms on your Gooch when you haven't showered in 3+ days. This substance when scratched off the Gooch resembles Ricotta Cheese.

After 3 days hiking the appalachian trail I had some serious gooch ricotta.

by BoztonFocis May 23, 2018

Rancid Gooch Box

A "gaming" PC with excessive amounts of RBG lights and dust.

Person 1: Dude, you gotta clean that rancid gooch box, it's just gross to look at!
Person 2: No way bro! It's perfectly fine.

by DB Double G The II October 29, 2024

Fruit gooch

Tis the part of the fruit that rests against the ground while the fruit is growing. Also referred to as the fruit butt

Mike rolled the watermelon to inspect the fruit gooch. He then smelled the fruit Gooch and he found that it was fine.

by Madam Battle January 28, 2023

Louisiana Gooch Tickler

Generic name for a cryptid where they do a state name and two other words that don't make much since

Dude have you seen the Louisiana Gooch Tickler shits crazy

by Tamji February 8, 2024

Gooch

A younger racist female of English descent. Leader of the Second Coming of the Fourth Reich. EDL member supreme.

Gooch is in love with George

by FlannelGinger12 July 28, 2024