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Gooch queen

Gooch queen, formerly known as "Gridlock" from the hit game rainbow six siege is crowned the "Gooch queen".
racist 1: who the fuck pick the gooch queen?
racist 2: do you mean "Gridlock"?
by sveski May 5, 2023
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Gooch Hierarchy

A type of group where each member is ranked in regards to how hairy ones gooch is (hairiest on top, baldest on the bottom).
Dude Willson has the hariest gooch i've ever seen, I bet your bottom dollar that he is the king of the Gooch Hierarchy.
by PubicHairMaster January 16, 2025
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Gooched

Gooched or being gooched is where a male with a sweaty gooch wipes his hand all around that area then slaps someone with the hand full of gooch sweat.
man 1:wow dawg, yall just got gooched..
man 2:Aah shit man, it stinks.
man 1:unlucky man
man2:i think ima die:s
by xDiown( |x April 15, 2009
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Gooched

When a principal at your school punishes you or someone else. This must be a principal or it is not the same thing.
The principal caught Billie smoking weed in the bathroom and gooched him. He was suspended for a week.
by TreNotCool March 22, 2019
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gooch tax

A wild molesting of a person's gooch ( the area between the asshole and balls)
Why did you break my mom's vase? I'm going to gooch tax you for that!
by SavageBoi2020 February 18, 2024
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Gooch beef

A jar of bovril stashed down your underpants, used for sneaking into events and enjoying a beefy treat.
Mike, hand over the gooch beef I'm gagging for a drink!
by Smoisty June 17, 2025
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Gooch

A younger racist female of English descent. Leader of the Second Coming of the Fourth Reich. EDL member supreme.
Gooch is in love with George
by FlannelGinger12 July 28, 2024
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