Gooch queen, formerly known as "Gridlock" from the hit game rainbow six siege is crowned the "Gooch queen".
by sveski May 5, 2023

A type of group where each member is ranked in regards to how hairy ones gooch is (hairiest on top, baldest on the bottom).
Dude Willson has the hariest gooch i've ever seen, I bet your bottom dollar that he is the king of the Gooch Hierarchy.
by PubicHairMaster January 16, 2025

Gooched or being gooched is where a male with a sweaty gooch wipes his hand all around that area then slaps someone with the hand full of gooch sweat.
man 1:wow dawg, yall just got gooched..
man 2:Aah shit man, it stinks.
man 1:unlucky man
man2:i think ima die:s
man 2:Aah shit man, it stinks.
man 1:unlucky man
man2:i think ima die:s
by xDiown( |x April 15, 2009

When a principal at your school punishes you or someone else. This must be a principal or it is not the same thing.
The principal caught Billie smoking weed in the bathroom and gooched him. He was suspended for a week.
by TreNotCool March 22, 2019

by SavageBoi2020 February 18, 2024

A jar of bovril stashed down your underpants, used for sneaking into events and enjoying a beefy treat.
by Smoisty June 17, 2025

A younger racist female of English descent. Leader of the Second Coming of the Fourth Reich. EDL member supreme.
by FlannelGinger12 July 28, 2024
