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Southern Ghost

southern ghost- Visible disembodied soul of the south . A vanishing era when people knew their neighbors, children could play in their front yards without fear, guns were used for hunting, children respected their elders, men respected women, foul language was never used in public, "yes sir" and "no sir" were proper answers, the Bible was proudly honored, church was where you were on Sundays, God was the Creator, you knew all your cousins, aunts and uncles, and it was a treat to go to town.
1. "This little old town has became a southern ghost hasn't it?"
"It sure has , now we got gangs , murders, and drug dealers ripping the soul out of our town."
by maidmercy August 8, 2007
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ghostbusters

Who you're gonna call, should there be something strange in your neighbourhood.
Who you gonna call? GHOSTBUSTERS!


*music and dancing to the theme tune*
by Gumba Gumba May 26, 2004
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Ghost Phone

A cell phone unable to be tracked. Can not be called back bacause the number is private. Used mainly in the hood for brothers who ain't got no money to pay they contract bill or got some minutes.
cuz 1: Who the hell is this callin me private Hello.
cuz 2: Wat up Nigga
cuz 1: Aww shit wat up cuz were u callin me from,
cuz 2: My ghost phone nigga
cuz 1: CAn I call u back cuz?
cuz 2: Hell na wait to i get some minutes on my other phone or pay the bill
cuz 1: Igght 1
by C.J. an JUJU September 4, 2006
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Ghost

by M. Poppins November 11, 2018
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Ghostbusters

Private paranormal investigation and elimination company founded in New York City in 1984, by discredited former Columbia scientists Dr’s Peter Venkman, Raymond Stantz and Egon Spengler. Ghostbusters employees typically charged between 4000 and 5000 dollars per ghost removed, which meant the service was a slight premium.
The Ghostbuster’s ghost elimination policies came in for much debate criticism, some speculated whether they were the source of the sudden unexplained increases in spectral activity in the tri-state area. Others including the EPA, were concerned about their use of unliscened nuclear accelerators in their work and the waste chemicals in their basement. This came to a head with the EPA shutting down their ghost storage facility which had the equivalent effect of dropping a bomb on the city. The Ghostbusters (now including Winston Zeddemore) were arrested and eventually cleared of all charges and proceeded to stop an invading god-like being called Gozer The Gozarian which took the form of a hundred foot marshmallow gay sailor on shore leave. By crossing their nuclear accelerator streams they managed to destroy the marshmellow sailor, create a marshmallow rain storm and blow the top 15 floors off of 55 Central Park West.
Despite saving the world once more Ghostbusters Inc shut down for good in 1991 amidst huge debts and lack of business.
Are You trounled by strange noises in the middle of the night? Do you experience feelings of dread in your basement or attic? Have you or your family actually seen a spook spectre or ghost? If the answer is yes then don’t wait another minute. Just pick up the phone and call the professionals. Ghostbusters. Our courteous and efficient staff are on call 24hrs a day to serve all your supernatural elimination needs. We’re Ready To Believe You.
-Actual dialogue from Ghostbusters TV commercial circa 1984.
by banky123 July 20, 2006
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ghost

as in ghost producer, ghost songwriter, ghost writer (books) etc.
that means when the person remains anonymous or doesn't take credit for his/her work.
1) Kanye "ghost-produced" for rapper D-Dot before.

2) Ne-Yo ghost-wrote for Beyonce on her song Irreplaceable and everybody thought Beyonce had written the song.

3) Much of the later part of the children’s horror series Goosebumps was ghostwritten.
by DCJohnson December 21, 2008
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ghost poo

A ghost poo is _the_ rarest and king of all poos. It challenges your grasp on reality, because when you look in the bowl to see what you've done (don't worry, eveyone does this) there is no smell and nothing there... puzzling enough, but when you wipe your arse it's already as clean as... well as clean as it ever was.

The ghost poo is smooth and firm enough to be ejected with
"toilet escape velocity" i.e. you shot it right around the u-bend. So it not only disappears but there is no lingering pong, as it only had a millisecond of exposure to the atmosphere.

So... did you really poo. The only evidence is few unreliably changed synapses that are busy trying to work out more important stuff.
"I just had a brilliant shit. Well, I mean, I think I did."

"I just had a ghost poo. It's a shame for people who will never have one"
by Malc_C July 24, 2008
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