I could give two shits

A gramatically INCORRECT phrase that lamen (i.e. retards) use when they really mean to say "I couldn't give two shits". See could care less and couldn't care less for more of this fuckwittery.

Jerome: I could give two shits.
Lewis: You're a fucking idiot. Die.
Jerome: What?

by Titmaster1233 April 1, 2009

i could give two shits

Disregard the first dumbshit definition of this phrase. It's grammatically correct. "I could give two shits. (But I don't)"

Synonymous with "I don't care.:

"I could give two shits about that."
"hurp dont u mean you COULDN'T give two shits?"
"You are a fool."
"wat"

by smartman418 November 9, 2011

Give you some color to see see

Popular Chinese phrase to scare people, "Give you some color to see see" means I will teach you a lesson .

I: What the fuck you doing
K: Stupid bitch fuck you I will give you some color to see see

by not good at english October 12, 2017

ambient gaiety

An aura surrounding a self-purported straight male that alerts your spidey sense that his ass is really gay.

I don't care how many times Henry says he's straight, everyone knows he's lying! He's dragging ambient gaiety around like Pig Pen's cloud of funk.

by Tasha October 9, 2005

Give up the ghost.

To die, break, stall, or malfunction.

I was late to work today because my car decided to give up the ghost.

by Jeff WebDog November 14, 2009

zippity zoppity, give me the boppity

1. Joke slang that is similar to 'Show me the money.'

Time to get paid, son. How are you gonna ask for the raise?

Zippity zoppity, give me the boppity.

by dvill July 17, 2007

gainer

A running reverse backflip that can be done off a springboard or a platform. Many people can't do them due to the mental block of going upside down, but they really aren't that hard.

Yo did you see him pull that gainer of that 30 foot platform?

by Sklarbabies January 5, 2006