gobblejammer

A gobblejammer is someone who sticks the head of a live turkey up his ass while fucking it. Usually refers to someone who does it often.

Ty: Dude, Neal's such a gobblejammer

Vin: Ya dude, he still has feathers sticking out of his ass

by Tydude August 30, 2007

Gobbying

To unleash a gobby noise loudly, unleashing a gobby can be very satisfying and stress relieving, gobbying derives for m.howarth himself who is well known to be lurking in his goblin cave on a sunny day. Gobby likes to get his goblin staff out and when it blows unleashes a loud gobby squeal for the goblin girlies.

Gis a gobby
Unleash that gobby
I gobbied loud as f**k
Gobbying like a motherf**ker

by JaysonB September 10, 2014

goblin retard faggot

A Goblin Retard faggot is a person that chases after girls that don't like anybody.

Ooo look at that Goblin Retard Faggot.

by Hshzn October 29, 2019

spunk gobbler

woman who loves giving head

by johnny mannick September 9, 2003

flodge goblin

Someone who notoriously bails out on plans, even two days in a row, without calling to even let you know what's up.

That dude's a flodge goblin for sure, he never shows up for anything!

by wasted time September 6, 2009

Water Goblin Queen

A person who helps others, particularly in school or chemistry. Water Goblin Queens are in charge of naming the other mythical creatures, such as determining whether someone is an imp, sprite, fairy, or demon, etc. They are very helpful and very intelligent. A very high compliment.

Person 1: Ahh! I'm so lost with this chemistry!
Person 2: Oh, here *explains problem*
Person 1: I get it! You're very smart
Person 2: That is why I'm the Water Goblin Queen

by Impy! November 22, 2011

Rice Goblin

A Racist Term For An Asian Person/Mixed Asian Person

"Jaiden is such a fucking Rice Goblin"

by jim81jim May 15, 2017