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Hey dad! You are a fucktard

Dad: thanks honey!!
by Kittycatfucker August 23, 2023
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1. a person that makes you so angry that it induces you to say the word "fuck!" even at the mention of said the tard.

 2.not to be confused with a ligitimately mentally retarded person, a fucktard is also known as somebody who has such a lack of vocabulary that they have to use "fuck" in almost every other sentence. generally fucktards hang in colonies. beware. note: this definition was posted by a person who just recently encountered an entire clan of fucktards.
1.jami:" hey sam, look its bill. don't you have bio chem with him?"
sam: "fuck! i hate fucking bill! he is such a fucking fucktard!"
jami: " yeah, poor guy, he doesn't even know it."

2. ftard1: "yeah man, the kegger was totally fucking awesome! I was so fucking wasted, i was like fuck, where the fuck am i? u know?"

ftard2:" yeah fuck man! i was so fucked up! have u fucked brittany yet? greg said she is a lousey fuck."
by wwjd25 August 25, 2009
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someone who is very obnoxious or dumb
Jerry is a FuckTard.
by my lucky ass July 23, 2016
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A person who although has been medically declared fit but is obviously retarded. Will usually so no physical signs off mental illness.
I cant believe John Howard's bowling style, what a fucktard!!!!

I asked for a beer and the fucktard gave emu bitter.
by BubbleOBill April 18, 2010
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Justin Bieber is a fucktard!
by Anonymous fucktard May 21, 2017
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Common Sense: "Fuck" + "Retard" = Fucktard
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Someone who constantly talks to you even though you have made it apparent you could give a fuck less about their pathetic life.
When Melissa tells Mary and I about her bf , kids and anything else , we both roll our eyes and say “who cares fucktard”.
by RobotronGvl August 17, 2018
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