a dumbass of the highest order who has absolutely no brain and says dumb things constantly. Fucktards are not to be associated and are fucking retarded. one way to identify a fucktard is to ask them to tie their socks. if they have to think about this then they are defenitley fucktards. when a fucktard reaches adulthood it joins others, this is called congress.
by sodacandiet November 20, 2013
A really thick person, who could be described as both a retard and a fucker.
Generally used with distain
Generally used with distain
by amilegend February 24, 2010
by Pakston123 February 03, 2015
by sour tits December 07, 2020
a person that's kinda slow....but still really awesome. some people think calling someone a fucktard is a bad thing, but it obviously isn't.
when performing an act of fucktardness (s)he will be notified by a simple....ur such a fucktard.
it generally means: ur such a weirdo, but I love ya ^_^
calling someone a RE-tard means they are more than TARDED. they're REEEE-tarded. calling someone a retard is not nice. yet a fucktard should be considered one of the greatest compliments one can receive.
when performing an act of fucktardness (s)he will be notified by a simple....ur such a fucktard.
it generally means: ur such a weirdo, but I love ya ^_^
calling someone a RE-tard means they are more than TARDED. they're REEEE-tarded. calling someone a retard is not nice. yet a fucktard should be considered one of the greatest compliments one can receive.
out of all people Kirsty JJ is by faaarrr my favorite fucktard.
I do not love Lady Gaga. shes a RETARD not a fucktard.
I do not love Lady Gaga. shes a RETARD not a fucktard.
by FuckTardFan February 28, 2010
A person who is so stupid and absent minded that even life's simple tasks are a challenge or completely misses the most obvious signals.
by Aquarium February 28, 2011
Someone who is useless, annoying and border line retarded.
Also can be used to define someone that fucks up all the time.
Also can be used to define someone that fucks up all the time.
Jason is a fucktard.
by Doornail159 February 17, 2013