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Frontine

In short Frontine is a boss does anything they want and gets anything they want. She is God's favorite child even though she looks mean she is thoughtful and generous
I'm a frontine always and forever

By your lover Teddy
by Teddyyourbear January 19, 2023
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Butt Front

Butt Front
Noun

1 .A Butt Front is when a bitches stomach gets fat and starts taking on a shape that looks a lot like her goddamn ass. Usually these women are older and tend to be a bit bitchy.

2. When fat bitches have a fatter than normal lower abdomen. It looks like their Butt is in the Front. Hence, Butt Front.

Origin Theories:

1. The disease derives its name from the fact that Old Bitches with Big Fuckin' Cans just go to sleep one night ... then BLAMO! They wake up with their goddamned asses turned around 180 degrees to the front!

A passage read on an anonymous blog:

2. The mysterious origin of this seemingly unexplained oddity has never been verified, but the fact remains ... scientists and doctors are baffled and hella weirded out by seeing these mean old bitches come waddling into the ER, wantin' some goddamn Vicodin, yelling nonsense about evil devil cats ... and to beat it all ... they're standing there, Butt Front Naked, with their soiled depends falling off their massive Butt Fronts... oh, God knows what .. and the smell? Well, it's not Aqua Velva! Yelling and screaming that their goddamn asses are turned around backwards ... because they were mean to cats.
Ms Zelma's gotta fuckin' SWEET ASS Butt Front. Wait, that didn't sound ...fuck it. I gotta get in dem BIG OL' CANS, son!

When that bitch Miss Spencer woke up this morning, and fuckin' ROLLED outta bed, she got a BIG ASS surprise from her corner mirror! Hahahaha! Butt Front!

Brah, I fucked Old Missus Tamlin! She invited me over for some tea and gin rummy ... one thing led to another ... and an hour later ..when she finally let loose of those depends ... That massive BUTT FRONT started glowing diesel plug ... bright, brighter, BINGO! ... it was like a lighthouse guiding me home.
by J.Philip.Dick October 26, 2015
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two front war

When you date two different girls that are friends, and both of them just now found out that you also date their friend.
Please dont till anyone at work that im banging Emily at sales departement. Specially not mention it to Hanna at engineering. Im trying to avoid a two front war
by ISbit February 18, 2017
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Gold Fronts

Golden grills, caps, or even crowns that are on the front rows of teeth. While being removable some people may opt to have them permanently.
He had worn his Gold Fronts to his date hoping she'd comment on them.
by Mrndxox February 12, 2021
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Moose Tracks in your front yard

A northern Ontario twist on the term "to have egg on your face" derived from the shame and embarrassment which is bestowed upon a household who has been foolish enough to allow a moose to venture into their front yard ultimately leaving tracks in an otherwise fresh and unperturbed layer of snow. It is important to note that a fresh an untouched layer of snow in Northern Ontario is comparable to well-manicured lawn in areas of the world where snow is avoidable at times of the year.
Lou : So I was dancing with that girl all night and it wasn't until I found out she was a dude that my friends let me know that they knew all along and still let me make out with her...him...them...

Kyle : Boy, I bet you had moose tracks in your front yard then, eh?

Lou : Please don't talk to me...
by fannahmontana October 9, 2014
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this whore in front of me

Some random stank who sucks dick on the low. Or a daily basis, you choose.
Eww, she's such a stank! Who is this whore in front of me !!
by Kikzehs July 10, 2016
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elephant trunk front

its simple .. camel toe. ... for dudes :D
dude those pants are way tight on you .. you got some serious elephant trunk front goin on.
by th3 ribbler November 17, 2017
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