A terminal disease causing many strokes, heart attacks, cardiac arrest, total body paralysis, uncontrollable seizures, and about 30 days later, death. We need to stop this disease before someone else falls victim to it. About 2.9 - 4 million people are currently infected.
Guy 1: My friend caught a new disease…
Guy 2: Really? What disease? Also don’t tell me it’s ligma.
Guy 1: He is infected with Fortnite…
Guy 2: That is so sad, I’m sorry for your loss.
A game that lots of fucking people
Play. It’s gay and it’s dead but people still fucking play it just fucking stop fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck etc just shut the fuck up about the fucking game
Mum get out of my room I’m playing fortnite
Mum: stfu fortnite sucks (destroys the fuckingXbox)