free surfing

not caught up by all the same old stuff, that causes you to hit all the same old websites, in the same old order... just because that's what you are used to doing. Looking at the Internet in a new way, like it's the first time again and you're still not used to it.

I was in such a weird mood last nite that when I got in front of my PC I started free surfing; I hit a bunch of sites I've never seen before.

by holdenn August 31, 2007

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Free speech

A fun idea but a lot of people are using it to excuse the Dumb Shit™ coming out of their mouth. You're allowed to say the Dumb Shit™ but you still said it and others have the same right to come at you. Some of those others will very likely also say some Dumb Shit™, in turn spawning more Dumb Shit™. Unfortunately a side effect of free speech is headassery.

Person A: *says some Dumb Shit™*
Person B: *calls them out*
Person A: Free speech, every heard of it?

by neroq January 10, 2022

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Hand-Free

Hand-Free is a very rare gift. It is when you can make YOURSELF cum, without anyone's hands. It is very hard to do and you don't feel the full orgasm as you would via a Blowjob, Handjob or otherwise.

Man: I can go Hand-Free

Woman: But I can make you unable to handle me

by mushroom_the_man123 May 30, 2017

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