go find jesus

When your credit card customer service agent is refusing to help you with an issue and they keep repeating something irrelevant to your current problem over and over and over again - so often that you finally get upset and raise your voice, and then they threaten to end the call as if that's a threat, so you ask for their employee number and they say, yes, I can give that to you. So you ask for it, and then they tell you their name only, so you ask for their employee number again. And then they get all scared and say: I told you my name. So you say: what am I supposed to do? Call this giant company back and ask for the most generic name ever? So he tells you that the call is being recorded at which point you inform him that "god hates liars and thieves" and then you pull the phone away from your ear, put the speaker end towards your mouth and say, go find jesus. Basically, you say this to a person who is being a ridiculous heathen.

Go find jesus *hangs up the phone*

by MeleeYourFace March 25, 2025

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by Adujasty343 July 17, 2025

Catfish Findom

Catfish findom means that “Dommes” like @findomgang_ on Twitter/X uses models anyone can find on the internet for free and scam stupid, desperate, and lonely men for millions and millions of dollars without having to break a single drop of sweat.

I found a domme named @findomgang_ who is a catfish findom account, and she drained me of thousands and thosands of my hard earned money which I willingly gave up to her superiority.

by @NixOn60FSP September 7, 2025

Fuck-finding

Fuck-finding is a term used in the Swinging community. It is where one half of a couple auditions another potential playmate, with a view to inviting them into future three, four or moresomes.

Darling, my fuck-finding mission this morning was a complete success. She’s keen to meet us next weekend.

by Darren and Cath December 19, 2025

lost and find

An item taken from the lost and found that was not yours originally.

Check these sunglasses! What a great lost and find!

I was looking through the lost and found for a shirt I lost but I got this sweet lost and find instead.

by The guy in your old clothes. April 7, 2009

adult friend finder

(offensive):

a) the casual encounters section of the local craigslist page

b) a MILF, usually your friend's mother, who helps you hook up with other MILFS.

dude 1) I don't friends my age; they are too geeky and immature. I want adult friends. does that mean I ask my parents to be my adult friend finder, as in helping me find friends among adults?

dude 2) are you an uptard? an adult friend finder is not a regular adult helping you find friends among adults but helps you hook up with adults in order to take care of your carnal needs, maybe even to have your carnaldestism.

by Sexydimma June 26, 2013

adult friend finder

(offensive):

a) the casual encounters section of the local Craigslist page

b) a MILF that has become your craigshook who helps you hook up with other MILF'S.

dude 1) I don't have friends my age; they are too geeky and immature. I want adult friends. does that mean I ask my parents to help me find friends among their adult friends?

dude 2) are you an uptard? an adult friend finder is not a regular adult helping you find friends among adults but helps you hook up with adults in order to take care of your carnal needs, maybe even to have your carnaldestism.

by Sexydimma March 23, 2014