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JJ Farms

The number one cannabis farm in the world.

A beacon of Science, Truth, and Sustainability.

Putting out nothing but fire.
Customer: Do you guys carry the strain “Island Boi”?
Bud tender: Fuck yea fam, JJ Farms only puts out fire.

The Southern Oregon fire department donated to their business this year because of all the fire they put out.
by Nadine Southerland November 23, 2021
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dollah bean farm

this a farming cult. we farm the souls of innocent children with an amazing heart felth hand and smile. the co founders of dollah bean farm is robin and shitel dollah bean who died in a terrible accident. no one talks about this terrible incident. until this day the poor children are haunting the dollah bean farm.
Dollah bean farm is the place to be!!!!!!!!!!!!
by xdolahxbeanx May 6, 2022
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Farm Hand Job

The act of using a woman or man's hands covered in manure while stroking a man's penis.
by MoneyMakinMitch December 11, 2018
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Furry Farming

The position of not being a furry but creating paid content for furries such as art or videos.
Person A: I've recently started a furry art channel

Person B: I didn't know you're a furry.

Person A: I'm not. I'm just furry farming.
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farming and grinding

mother : Dillon, are you farming and grinding again? I mean in terms of coming home from school and playing computer games instead of doing homework, and then being disappointed about your grades?

Dillon: Lol, farming and grinding is actually the key to the biological survival of any species, including humans, because, we humans, are creatures of habit.

mother: yes, but if you know that what you are doing is going to kill you, you either die off, or adapt, i.e try doing things differently, if i may put my rant in biological perspective for you. That's the moral of the fable for you for today.
by Sexydimma June 21, 2013
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simp farming

Extraction of money, items, promotions from any number of simps/white-knights (people submissive to you or blind-loyalty style protective of you), typically from male to female; - manipulating another's empathy bias for profit.

It is usually immoral, exploitative, pragmatic (psychopathic).
A type of scam. Similar to gold digging.
Also this is how the money is made on personalized adult sites and by online influencers.
- This poor OnlyFans girl truly loves me and needs help, I've given her $1000.
- She's simp farming you, you're being parasocial.
by veinsofgold June 10, 2024
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