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best friend

The friend you are closest to. No other friends are as close to a best friend as your best friend. They never leave you out, and actually care about you greatly. They are people who you tell everything to. They love, you and never call anyone else their best friend. They can also be rude, but never take it to offense. Share tons of inside jokes
by amaanna April 1, 2013
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fake friend

A retard who never comes up to you or asks you to hang out and says that they are your friend. If your 'Friend" gives you "Advice" while really pointing out your flaws and making fun of you, they are for sure a fake friend. They also always talk about you behind your back and try to make you hated.
Person: I always have to ask someone to hang out or I have to always go up to them to start a conversation
Real friend: They sound like a fake friend, get better friends
by bhfg6t7h October 25, 2017
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Toxic Friend

An absolute nightmare to have.
Friends who are toxic are often negative about everything, they talk a lot of shit behind your back, they turn your friends against you and they're generally hated by everyone. Not to mention that they don't congratulate you about ANYTHING.
A toxic friend may seem alright for the first few times but when there are other people around they won't hesitate to embarrass you.
These remorseless pieces of shit must be exterminated otherwise more and more people will suffer.
Oh my fucking god, I hate David so much! He's such a toxic friend.
by reddyfu April 9, 2019
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as a friend

Used to clarify the extent or limits of a relationship between two people in which one or the other wishes it to go further.
I'd prefer to keep you as a friend.
by gobbo March 29, 2005
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five minute friend

That one person that’s good as a friend for five minutes until you realize they’re annoying as hell. You’re friends with them more out of obligation and classroom necessity than out of free will.
Yo Kryslin was cool at first until I realized she was actually a try hard and a five minute friend.
by kalesorcererlawn October 4, 2019
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your best friend jippy

hip-hip/artist producer similar to mf doom dudes kinda crazy and shit goes hard, you can check his shit on soundcloud, bandcamp, and other stuff but mainly those 2 he posts regularly on dat

if u like mf doom and that typa music and that shit speak to u like ong speak through ya mind then this guy will fosho be yo best friend trust
"yo u heard of your best friend jippy"
"no who tf that"
"nigga hes not very popular but hotter than the sun check his shit!!"
by ook13 June 21, 2022
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friend cap

Short for Friend Capitalization Point, this is the maximum amount of friends you can get on social networking sites such as Myspace and especially facebook, based through real life interactions.
Person A: I haven't gotten any new friend requests from people at my school on facebook lately...

Person B: You have like 100 friends on there! I think you've reached your friend cap...
by TehFutureIsNow April 1, 2007
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