coffee shower

A golden shower involving only black men.

Tyrone: Yo, wanna give that bitch a coffee shower?
Jayquellan: Of course my nigga. I was needin' a piss anyway.

by Corporalclegggg January 6, 2015

Coffee neck

A white person that owns a coffee beanery, where coffee is brewed. Americans or people who love drinking coffee, a person who drinks way too much coffee. Americans who love coffee or Starbucks.

I love coffee, I'm a coffee neck. I drink it every day.

Uncle Craig owns a coffee beanery, yup he's a coffee neck, just kidding.

by Equal crack October 2, 2016

Naked Coffee

Coffee Consisting of Coffee Granules and Water only

In A Morning , Naked Coffee Is Available To Guest's !+)

by The V ONE 2nd To None June 13, 2018

Cooper coffee

A woolly mammoth of a man who enjoys making love to hits such as candy shop and rape me, has a hardcore foot fetish, and loves white nail polish. Watch out ladies, you’ll always want to keep your feet covered around this notorious feet pic lover! He has a tiny friend named Jorge who follows him around everywhere for the rest of his life. He thinks he’s the shit because he pulled one pretty girl but the rest are grade a white trash skanks.

Damn dude don’t be a cooper coffee he sweats like a sinner in church and has enough hair to make him toasty in the winter.

by Xnorats August 27, 2018

coffee nose

When you take a sip of coffee and your nose dips into your drink

I looked in the mirror and saw a brown spot on my face; that's when I realized I had coffee nose.

by theytookmypseudonym December 22, 2019

Coffee Maker

So similar to your wife/husband. When you make the right decision you will be happy till the end, otherwise a nightmare. Eventually, there is a book written to help you make the best decision.

Read This Before Buying A Coffee Maker

You can't choose your parents but you can choose your kid's mother/father and your coffee maker.

by Dovagedy January 8, 2020

Coffee Beaner

A white person that owns a coffee beanery, where coffee is brewed. Americans or people who love drinking coffee, a person who drinks way too much coffee. Americans who love coffee or Starbucks.

I love coffee, I'm a coffee beaner. I drink it every day.

Uncle Craig owns a coffee beanery, yup he's a coffee beaner, just kidding.

Americans can't get enough coffee, I guess we're a coffee beaner nation.

Stop drinking so much coffee you coffee beaner.

by Equal crack May 20, 2016