The Congolese Flaming Snip

The act of performing a circumcision procedure on ones self with a flaming red hot 1000 degree heated sword. Usually performed in the Congo.

"Son, it's now your time are you ready to man up? I did it when I was your age, now you have to perform the Congolese flaming Snip".

by Jeremy L______ong April 24, 2017

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choking the flamingo

Verb.

1. Choking one's partner during the sex game of flamingo.

2. Wrapping one's hands around the rare pink bird and squeezing.

3. Men, when giving themselves a handjob while standing only on one leg.

Boris was choking the flamingo with Mauve all night long.

by Fingenurgen May 8, 2018

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Deflating the Flamingo

When the largest BBC you have ever seen is knocking the bottom out of his girls pink giblets, causing unrealistic flap extension similar to the abnormally long pink extension of a flamingos neck.

Hey Tyrone is your girl alright? I heard you two last night...I’m pretty sure you deflating the flamingo.

by Wonka1234 July 5, 2018

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Fabulous Dancing Flamingo

1. A fierce handshake given to you by someone with a pink feather boa.

2. A non-existent species of Flamingos.

1. My friend Marty gave me a Fabulous Dancing Flamingo while we were at a party.

by Kanye Kardashian October 17, 2018

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Shoot The Whole Flamingo

To have overdone what was needed to complete a task to the point that your efforts were excessive or unnecessary

I know we don’t need to get the most expensive car wash but I want it to look nice for Sarah, so let’s just shoot the whole flamingo and get the deluxe wash

by Waniel Kim September 23, 2020

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