Fellatio Fag Fairy

One who wears a penis hat that changes colors, wears a green leotard and green ballerina slippers that proceeds to go around sucking the dicks of sleeping males. He is assisted by his two minions the Masturbation Monster & the Sodomizing Sidekick. The trio proceed to violate individuals in every distinguishable manner
Brodie returned home to assume his alter ego: the Fellatio Fag fairy, where his sole purpose in life along with his accomplices the Sodomizing Sidekick & the Masturbation Monster was to suck the dicks of sleeping males. His alternate ego was distinguishable by his calcified tonsils and extra whitened teeth.
by Tronathon August 16, 2006
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Facebook Fairy Dust

The act of marking one's significant other on Facebook through cute, flirty comments and a plethora of likes, so as to make evident to others that there is a relationship in existence. Akin to a dog peeing on a tree, this is a person fairy dusting another.

Synonymous with Twitter Glitter, the same technique but used on Twitter.

A riff on the "glitter" technique some women use to physically mark men with glitter (wear glittery cosmetics, hug/kiss, it rubs off on him, and if he shows up to another woman--she knows there's another woman already in his life).
Jim has really Facebook Fairy Dusted Kelly in the last few weeks by commenting on and liking every single post she's made.
by LibrarianInBlack February 06, 2012
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choke my fairy

To masturbate.

To express disbelief.

Used in relation to rp & mmo

Developed one night while playing the mmo game Rift. An ability mages have is to silence a spell caster after the tank has aggro, forcing the caster to run to and attack the tank. This makes it easier for the tank to hold aggro while the dps kills the mobs.
Ron was so horny after his success in D&D, he had to choke his fairy.

After hearing of the latest budget cuts, I exclaimed, "Well choke my fairy." during the meeting.
by thornwood October 07, 2011
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toxic fairy tale

A fairy tale that has been rewritten or portrayed differently than its original moral of the story in order to suit someone else's political agenda as propaganda. An example would be when Adolf Hitler rewrote “Little Red Riding Hood” to be antisemitic propaganda. Another example would be social justice warriors forcing Disney and other companies to portray characters as people of color or LGBTQ when they were never there originally in order to promote "diversity" in such an artificially forced manner. Spinoffs such as “Wicked” are also considered toxic fairy tales as they deviate from the allegorical messages of the original fictions.
Wicked was such a toxic fairy tale!
by Major Madcat July 16, 2019
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fairy squad mother

every group/squad has one, the 'mother' of the group.
by iceteamango March 15, 2017
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Fairy Squad Mother

The oldest/most mature person in a group of friends
Tis I, your fairy squad mother, the oldest and boldest.
by Ih8skin November 29, 2017
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Magic cum fairies

the little magic fairies that come and remove any cum that you missed while cleaning up after a wank, which is why when you back you never find any of the cum that you missed.
my mom went into my bathroom earlier after I had taken a wank but didn't have time to clean up properly but luckily the magic cum fairies had cleaned up for me just in time.
by Jimmy&Brenda August 03, 2021
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