gay ethan

A taller peach haired man that sucks short Asian cock and lives in a trailer park
Also has red hair and has many wife’s and husbands .

Look there’s a gay Ethan with an Asian man.

by Gayism October 2, 2019

Pulling an Ethan

When you pretend not to be bothered by something that clearly bothers you, that you complain about constantly.

Mary: Did talk to Nathan yesterday? Mariah dumped him last week and he's acting like he doesn't care, but he won't stop talking about it.
Claire: That's totally pulling an Ethan.

by bitchybastard February 14, 2020

Maddie and Ethan

People who are meant for each other but won't admit it

Maddie and Ethan are so going to date someday

by Bombombom May 17, 2014

ethan palmer

A me me who can be very smelly at times

Hey Ethan Palmer, you be looking pretty smelly today

by Cool Dude Who Is Cool June 10, 2019

ethan gibbs

A hot ass dude where I live in Atlanta. He the goddamn happiest dude I know. You can always count on this loyal mother fucker

Ethan Gibbs is everybody's best friend.

Oh your having a hard time go talk to Ethan Gibbs he will calm you down

by The Best Mother Fucker716515 December 29, 2013

ethan cutkosky

the finest 21 year old brunette ever.

“ ethan cutkosky is so hot.”

by fossil puthay May 6, 2021

Ethan Matthews

very weird likes to make weird noises to promote how gay he is. He is a huge flirt with both genders, whos a humble man that ain't no esh because I realised he's straighter than my spaghetti and pasta. He likes solving math equations which involve triangles, it makes me think of pizza. His hair is worse than my fucking pass class. His dandruff falls down quicker than my grades. He apparently works out every day but he's skinnier than my penis. His tie is longer than my penis LEARN HOW TO TIE A TIE. thx for reading xo

Girl 1 - HIS PENIS IS SO SKINNY!
Girl 2 - IT MUST BE ETHAN MATTHEWS!

by dmdmdjkddkwjnfjfecjnnbewk June 19, 2019