A taller peach haired man that sucks short Asian cock and lives in a trailer park
Also has red hair and has many wife’s and husbands .
Also has red hair and has many wife’s and husbands .
by Gayism October 2, 2019

When you pretend not to be bothered by something that clearly bothers you, that you complain about constantly.
Mary: Did talk to Nathan yesterday? Mariah dumped him last week and he's acting like he doesn't care, but he won't stop talking about it.
Claire: That's totally pulling an Ethan.
Claire: That's totally pulling an Ethan.
by bitchybastard February 14, 2020

by Bombombom May 17, 2014

Ethan is the type of person who doesn't think gender matters. You could be man, woman, dog, cat, or you could be any colors, like blue, yellow, green, orange, and rainbow. He usually gets a boner when thinking about a 5/10 girl named Mckenzie Joshua. Ethan would do anything to be with that man/woman. He is very funny. If the special girl "Mckenzie" would change gender, so would he.
Ethan Richburg
by Mrs. something rita January 28, 2022

Ethan's Haircut is the most Ethan thing I can possibly imagine due to the absurd and atrocious nature of it. Ethan's Haircut is comparable to many things, and in some states is a standard unit of measurement.
by Obamas left ear November 4, 2020

A hot ass dude where I live in Atlanta. He the goddamn happiest dude I know. You can always count on this loyal mother fucker
Ethan Gibbs is everybody's best friend.
Oh your having a hard time go talk to Ethan Gibbs he will calm you down
Oh your having a hard time go talk to Ethan Gibbs he will calm you down
by The Best Mother Fucker716515 December 29, 2013

by Fuckrick December 7, 2022
