One of the Rarest people on Earth. Eddieon is a person who will fight for what's right and stand on every decision they make. Eddieon got a bug long thing in his pants, approximating the size of a horse thing, in Japan, Eddieon means big thang in his pants. If you meet a Eddieon, lock in with him, he wont letchu down.
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Get the Eddie mug.Eddie is a human experimentation project of REDACTED, the CIA’s rebooted successor to its MK-ULTRA project, and as of 2021 is its only surviving attempt to create an entity so stubborn it can withstand any level of psychosomatic torture. At the time of writing, Eddie has rejected around 1450 covert tests, almost unanimously considering them to be “weird nightmares”, regardless of whether they are performed while he is fully awake or not. Although their improbable levels of internal logic and plotline raise red flags among those he shares these “nightmares” with, the level of pigheadedness the CIA saw fit to grace him with makes the project extremely unlikely to be revealed.
Friend #1: Why the hell doesn’t Eddie have a psychiatrist?
Friend #2: I don’t know. He says they all ghost him.
Friend #2: I don’t know. He says they all ghost him.
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Get the Eddie mug.EddieTheDog111 is the most coolest/skinniest person you will ever get the chance to meet. He will always treat you the way you want to be treated. And he also has the biggest penis in the world!
Who is that tall skinny SlenderMan looking guys? Oh that’s EddieTheDog111, he is the coolest guy ever bruh!
by EddieTheDog November 24, 2021
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Get the Eddie mug.Eddie Keane is a gentleman that’s also known as “monotone Eddie” this is because they way he talks bores people to death.
This chap is large, overgrown and quite smelly! Eddie Keane is a bus driver on a local bus route round Bolton (544)
He likes to pick his pensioners up and tell them all about how he can’t afford anything and he’s struggling to cope with life and himself!
Eddie Keane has two friends - Ste Hill with the gout knees and also Dave Parky who stabs people! When the trio are together they like dressing up as unicorns 🦄 and sucking each-other off, but from what Ste hill says… “that’s only on a weekend”
Said person above blanks other staff members out because he likes to think they’re beneath him when clearly he only knows a few routes and likes to cry like a baby..
This chap is large, overgrown and quite smelly! Eddie Keane is a bus driver on a local bus route round Bolton (544)
He likes to pick his pensioners up and tell them all about how he can’t afford anything and he’s struggling to cope with life and himself!
Eddie Keane has two friends - Ste Hill with the gout knees and also Dave Parky who stabs people! When the trio are together they like dressing up as unicorns 🦄 and sucking each-other off, but from what Ste hill says… “that’s only on a weekend”
Said person above blanks other staff members out because he likes to think they’re beneath him when clearly he only knows a few routes and likes to cry like a baby..
by Dave_parky December 2, 2021
Get the Eddie keane mug.eddie kezza is my best friend :) he’s very swaggy and loves pot noodles 🤩
he’s amazing in many ways and can be very annoying at times but one you’re friends with him it would be insufferable to loose him. so eddie kezza, you’re the best. i love ya ~ allie
he’s amazing in many ways and can be very annoying at times but one you’re friends with him it would be insufferable to loose him. so eddie kezza, you’re the best. i love ya ~ allie
by your one and only bestie December 6, 2021
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