Ethan Nitzsche

A boy who has taken 73 calculus courses(once with Hitler) and claims to be 6’ while only being a mere 5’11”

God Ethan Nitzsche ran into the elevator door again

by Jakaboi September 03, 2020

gay ethan

A taller peach haired man that sucks short Asian cock and lives in a trailer park
Also has red hair and has many wife’s and husbands .

Look there’s a gay Ethan with an Asian man.

by Gayism October 02, 2019

Pulling an Ethan

When you pretend not to be bothered by something that clearly bothers you, that you complain about constantly.

Mary: Did talk to Nathan yesterday? Mariah dumped him last week and he's acting like he doesn't care, but he won't stop talking about it.
Claire: That's totally pulling an Ethan.

by bitchybastard February 14, 2020

Maddie and Ethan

People who are meant for each other but won't admit it

Maddie and Ethan are so going to date someday

by Bombombom May 17, 2014

ethan palmer

A me me who can be very smelly at times

Hey Ethan Palmer, you be looking pretty smelly today

by Cool Dude Who Is Cool June 10, 2019

Ethan the squid

A random noob's dick was trapped in a small hole cuz he try to put it in.

A: LOOK AT THAT DUDE
B: Ethan the squid!
A: ALRIGHT, ETHAN THE NOOB
B: YES, MUCH MORE BETTER

by Fuckrick December 08, 2022

ethan cutkosky

the finest 21 year old brunette ever.

“ ethan cutkosky is so hot.”

by fossil puthay May 06, 2021