drop in the deuce

the act of pooping, to poop, to crap, go #2

i need to drop in the deuce after all that mexican food

by youngmoneymillionaire October 3, 2008

Drop a deuce

droping a deuce... another way of saying taking a dump

or.... the old fashoned way... taking a shit!

i gotta drop a deuce
shit man i cant find my deuce!
DEUCES ACES ONE EYED FACEs... all the wilds in poker

by IanK from NJ September 20, 2003

deuce

2 of something
1) cards
2) dollars (buying drugs)
3) middle fingers

as in "deuces wild", the movie

by dallyz_girl26 March 5, 2004

deuce deuce

Refering to the second dump of the day, or dropping two loads in a 24 hr. time span

"Man I had to do a deuce deuce, yo"

"Go do a deuce deuce, you'll feel better"

by libradragon20 January 14, 2010

doice

anything and everything, but nothing at all. the pokemon 'ditto' is the perfect example.

Person 1: yo lets go get some doice
Person 2: id love to go get some food!

or

Person 1: sinbad lets get the doice outta here
Person 2: ayurp cookies my dude

by the doiceman August 7, 2010

Deuce

noun, a female of sub-par attractiveness.
a honey that's ugly.

yo check out that dime standing next to that deuce

by amo stylez November 20, 2010

blue deuce

When you take a crap in a porta potty and you get spashed with the nasty blue sanitary fluid.

Fred must have dropped a blue deuce at the Johnny-on-the-Spot. Look at his pants.

by LVinWC September 20, 2011