couch dolphin

1. (noun) A colloquial name for the Indo-Appalachian right-finned porpoise, usually found gesticulating betwixt couch cushions very racistly. Swims to the very far right and has a parasitic relationship with the “greatest” and whitest of sharks, when convenient.

2. (noun) A person who has intimate relations with an upholstered sitting apparatus, while they are watching p0rnpoise, because the concept of true human connection perplexes them.

Well… that Jim Dave Vance fellow turned out to be a real, self-described couch dolphin. Yikes. Is this why Cleveland had to get rid of Sea World?

by Judith Jetson Lightyear July 27, 2024

Dirty Dolphin

When you cum inside another individual and proceed to consume your own cream. Also known as Olsoning yourself.

After I came in his mouth, I dirty dolphined myself when I french kissed him and ate my own Jizz.

by Bigsin2020 March 13, 2024

Epiphany of dolphin

When a group of dolphins has a really great idea and then they do it; also plural for a brilliant group of dolphins

Epiphany of dolphins like a barrel of monkeys like a tower of giraffes like a murder of crows

by Bambi barrister July 1, 2022

Dolphin-fetus

The act of tricking someone into taking a position contrary to their stated view, originates from the interview where Ben Gleib tricked Charlie Kirk into insisting that a dolphin fetus was a human being.

Sarah dolphin-fetused AL into claiming that she shouldn't consume a banana because of "all the chemicals" in it.

Did you see Ben Gleib dolphin-fetus Charlie Kirk?

by Fuzzard McGoldrick January 14, 2026