"Hey Max, heard you got dolphin raped."
"Yeah, but i gave her my phone number and she hasn't called me yet. It's been two days now."
"Yeah, but i gave her my phone number and she hasn't called me yet. It's been two days now."
by rAbbist0k January 6, 2016
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by depressed dolphin 101 March 10, 2017
Get the depressed dolphin mug.A guy who has sex with couches, but also likes to fantasize about women having sex with dolphins and share it on social media. Person who has sex with a couch and also would like to have sex with a dolphin, or both at the same time.
After JD Vance had sex with a sofa, he immediately searched the internet for porpoise porn, he's such a couch dolphin!
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