David 

David is a sweet, kind, and loving person. He is very shy and quiet but he is one of the best people you will ever meet. He is handsome and has the biggest heart. He LOVES the color green. He will go out of his way to make sure you are alright and tries his best to care for you. David has an unmatchable energy that makes others around him smile. David deserves everything.

David is an amazing person

David by someone.you.shouldcareabout November 22, 2021

David 

David takes a shit in your parking lot

David went ahead and took a dookie in the lot

David by DaOnet November 22, 2021

David 

David a person that never wants to take his car out , goes to church on sundays “ ill see wusup” means ( he’s not showing up ) . Has a little bit of dj caution vibes to him

David is a man of god

David by Cpteee November 22, 2021

David 

A guy who comes off as a total idiot, but is an absolute mastermind, who is 10 steps ahead of you. His genitalia is so heavy that it weighs him down.

Everyone look, it is David, our nutty father.

David by DumpyUndies33 November 22, 2021

David 

There’s always one person named David in your friend group. Yeah well that guy looks like a sloth and probs go marcellin

G david , yea fuck u hehe

David by user2838478219923 November 22, 2021

David 

A deadbeat who’s never around.

Always lies and makes you think you’re amazing likes to cheat on multiple women. Amazing women who are beautiful at that! Not sure why he cheats he has mommy and daddy issues too!

Mind fucks you

Pays for everyone’s drinks at the bar to be the popular kid

Thinks he’s Portuguese because he’s dating a cow

Did you hear david cheated on her?

Nothing new

David by 100 Facts November 22, 2021

David 

A conservative male who who shits in the burger king parking lot at 4am

Homie 1: what are you doing bro?

Homie 2: im pulling a david bro what else does it look like?

David by Sjsjjzbxbzbsna November 22, 2021