American Dad

When the boy sticks his chin up her ass while she sucks him off and they both try to sing the intro to American Dad.

Friend: I just did the American Dad with Susie last night.

by fartheadpeebutt October 19, 2019

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Deadbeat Dad

A so called man who is always making promises of when they'll come spend time with their child but never shows up even though they live 15 minutes away. Always has lame excuses to why they Never spend time with their child And only gives the bare minimum amount of financial help. Even though they know they can do more but choose to Leave everything to the mother.

Mom: When are you gonna spend time with ur son?
Deadbeat Dad: Oh i will next week. Monday! I promise.
NEXT WEEK....
Mom: Hello you never showed up to get ur son.

Deadbeat Dad: I was hanging with my friends all night and im to tired. I'll get him next week.

........Never shows up, has new excuses.

by Sickandtiredoftheselamedudes June 10, 2018

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dad me

This is used when a girl wants you to be her “daddy” and smash on her.

Oooo I want jerrin to Dad me 😏👅

by @jonbon May 3, 2018

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Deadbeat dad

Someone who gets made at their babymama and wants nothing to do with the kid. A punk ass bitch who needs to step up... then will get mad when their child calls another man "daddy".

He's so mad at his babymama he said "fuck it" and became a deadbeat dad.

by A'Mon March 25, 2017

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