goth dad

Taliesin Jaffe.

“Tal is my goth dad and Dani Carr has become goth mom and I’m here for it”

by Catnip Cupcake October 4, 2018

American Dad

When the boy sticks his chin up her ass while she sucks him off and they both try to sing the intro to American Dad.

Friend: I just did the American Dad with Susie last night.

by fartheadpeebutt October 19, 2019

Cams Dad

When your friend has a really hot dad with a massive chode

"Wow that guys is definitely Cams Dad

by mrmanbot July 12, 2021

Deku's dad

Nonexistent

Deku's dad is nonexistent

by ."-/•Inku•\-". October 18, 2019

My dad

He is gone.

Me: "I wonder how much child support my dad owes my mom?"

by BestieBAKAbae May 13, 2021

Deadbeat Dad

A so called man who is always making promises of when they'll come spend time with their child but never shows up even though they live 15 minutes away. Always has lame excuses to why they Never spend time with their child And only gives the bare minimum amount of financial help. Even though they know they can do more but choose to Leave everything to the mother.

Mom: When are you gonna spend time with ur son?
Deadbeat Dad: Oh i will next week. Monday! I promise.
NEXT WEEK....
Mom: Hello you never showed up to get ur son.

Deadbeat Dad: I was hanging with my friends all night and im to tired. I'll get him next week.

........Never shows up, has new excuses.

by Sickandtiredoftheselamedudes June 10, 2018

dad me

This is used when a girl wants you to be her “daddy” and smash on her.

Oooo I want jerrin to Dad me 😏👅

by @jonbon May 3, 2018