3 or more men ejaculate into a bowl. The semen is then whisked up and poured into a lube bottle and said lube bottle is used on an unsuspecting victim. The loser is who ends up being the father.
Mike, Steve and James came over last night and played dad roulette with Jennifer from down the road.
by Rufluz December 28, 2015
Relatable to when you're in high school and you come home 5 minutes after curfew - who meets you? Mad Dad. Otherwise applicable to people who after slight infractions, get all a huffy, and let you know exactly what they’re thinking. Applies to both girls and boys who are being oversensitive.
by bluehorsey September 22, 2009
The act of going to the bathroom and spending a HUGE quantity of time trying to take a friggin poop.
by didegerdoo2112 November 08, 2019
by Catnip Cupcake October 04, 2018
by Lenkesh January 19, 2018
A man who strives for greatness in all duties pertaining to being a dad. He works hard to provide for his family financially, helps out with household chores even after working all day, plays with the kids, and is attentive to the needs of his family. He is willing to make sacrifices so that his family can have a better life in the future. He owns being a dad. He owns being a boss about it. He is committed to becoming better every day for himself and for his family.
His wife called him a total dad boss after he successfully managed to make dinner, get the kids to bed, rub her feet, and then find time for himself to finish up some work.
by Dad Boss June 08, 2017