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balkan dad

Doing something regardless of your little to zero knowledge on the subject, refusing any kind of help or advice especially from women and younger people in order to appear smarter and more capable. Often the incompetence of the person performing the balkan dad action is exposed but any kind of feedback is discarded in an attempt to protect their fragile ego.
-Are you sure you know how to fix my chair? I can ask my friend to do it... I don't want you to balkan dad it again.
by kalivisuals March 29, 2021
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Mad Dad

Relatable to when you're in high school and you come home 5 minutes after curfew - who meets you? Mad Dad. Otherwise applicable to people who after slight infractions, get all a huffy, and let you know exactly what they’re thinking. Applies to both girls and boys who are being oversensitive.
Matt said I don't call him enough. He's being such a Mad Dad... <roll eyes>
by bluehorsey September 22, 2009
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American Dad

A show that you watch at 1AM because nothing else is on and it repeats but you keep watching because it’s too early to masterbate and watch porn. Is occasionally funny and addictive to watch.
“Did you watch American dad last night?”

“Yeah”

“Lol remember when Steve attacked that wolf?”

“No”
by SirNigelHarrisFookingtonThe3rd September 3, 2019
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dad roulette

3 or more men ejaculate into a bowl. The semen is then whisked up and poured into a lube bottle and said lube bottle is used on an unsuspecting victim. The loser is who ends up being the father.
Mike, Steve and James came over last night and played dad roulette with Jennifer from down the road.
by Rufluz April 6, 2016
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mexican dad

Mexican Dad: "I DIDNT CROSS THAT BORDER FOR NOTHING PINCHE VIEJA"
by Lenkesh May 3, 2018
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Cams Dad

When your friend has a really hot dad with a massive chode
"Wow that guys is definitely Cams Dad
by mrmanbot July 12, 2021
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My dad

He is gone.
Me: "I wonder how much child support my dad owes my mom?"
by BestieBAKAbae May 13, 2021
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