Henry didn't realize he was getting fucked by an ass ramming dildo demon because he thought it was his friend, AJ.
"I cant let you have anal tonight, I'm still sore from that ass ramming dildo demon."
"I cant let you have anal tonight, I'm still sore from that ass ramming dildo demon."
by EnergyDrinks17 December 30, 2009
This is what you add to the end of a fortune you get from a fortune cookie at a Chinese food restaurant. There is always some asshole that tells you to add "in bed" at the end. That is weak.
Marvin: what did your fortune say?
Charlie: It says "You will soon find great pleasure with a dildo up your ass"
Marvin: You don't have to be a turd tapping dickhead.
Charlie: Fuck this Chinese food bullshit. Let's go to Mountain Mikes for Pizza next time.
Marvin: OK
Charlie: It says "You will soon find great pleasure with a dildo up your ass"
Marvin: You don't have to be a turd tapping dickhead.
Charlie: Fuck this Chinese food bullshit. Let's go to Mountain Mikes for Pizza next time.
Marvin: OK
by Apocalypto March 15, 2011
by emooj cum May 10, 2022
A vow made by a someone in response to a death threat from a friend, where he promises, if the death threat is carried out, to haunt them, and anally rape them with a dildo in their sleep.
Joe: 'I'm going to aim the fireworks at you tonight.'
Luke: 'If you do, I will Ghostly Dildo Arse Rape you!'
Joe: 'There's no way a ghost could arse rape a human in there sleep.'
Luke: 'Just you wait.'
Luke: 'If you do, I will Ghostly Dildo Arse Rape you!'
Joe: 'There's no way a ghost could arse rape a human in there sleep.'
Luke: 'Just you wait.'
by ghostrape November 03, 2009
A word Lene and Ben use to greet each other. Or a painful looking ride down windmill hill on a dildo cart blates!
Ben: alright nobend!!
Lene: wassup dildo cart ride!
Ben: ahh mate did you see that cunt riding the dildo cart?!
Lene: yeah it was ya mum
Lene: wassup dildo cart ride!
Ben: ahh mate did you see that cunt riding the dildo cart?!
Lene: yeah it was ya mum
by Lenes mum January 04, 2008
Timmy: Where is my Weighted Dildo raping machine?
Kelsey: I am using it right now, i will give it to you when i am done.
Timmy:I need it tomorrow because my friends are coming over tomorrow and we are going to experiment.
Sandra: Sounds fun, you will need to buy new batteries, because i have been using it all day.
Timmy: oh how did that go?
Sandra: it went well, it was running all day...
Kelsey: I am using it right now, i will give it to you when i am done.
Timmy:I need it tomorrow because my friends are coming over tomorrow and we are going to experiment.
Sandra: Sounds fun, you will need to buy new batteries, because i have been using it all day.
Timmy: oh how did that go?
Sandra: it went well, it was running all day...
by WDRMaster May 15, 2010
To be stupid or dumb
"Your so dumb, you have dildos in your pocket"
by jasper277381 November 26, 2013