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Dave Carleton

A term for a normal person with average looks and common name. This person is quiet and slightly asocial can be friendly and animated. They can blend in easily with a crowd and can be easily missed or forgotten unless care is taken. Little is known about their past, but peculiar habits and odd diction make you think that they're not who they say they are. This combined with their above average intelligence and social-anarchist political leanings will lead you to believe that they are some sort of spy or sleeper agent. They generally have dark hooded eyes in which dance the demons of their past. Not to be confused with a Narc.
Person 1: You know that guy from Chem class?
Person 2: Who?
Person 1: That quiet guy with the face... Dave Carleton in the back.
Person 2: ..... no.
by Tommy O'Reagan February 13, 2013
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Edward Cullen

Edward Cullen the 107 year old virgin who sneeks into girls rooms at night to watch them sleep and could probaly being curing cancer but insaid goes to High School over and over agian. He calls himself a vampire although he lives in a forest and doesnt eat people and he sparkles so hes is most likley a faerie.
Bitch dont need no Example to know Edward Cullen is a Faerie.
by Fruityxnarry August 27, 2013
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jack corley

A big bear cock boy who has a very lean body he also looks like the retarded dude from cloudy with a chance of meatballs.
Bruhh that dude is such a jack corley he has a massive bear cock.
by LaurenQuavuis May 31, 2018
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Devin Corley

An donut hole who can be found inhaling helium and then telling a little kid to “follow the yellow brick road.” He’s the kind of guy to order French fries without the potatoes. Good luck taking to him because he tends to say “.com” after every sentence. he tends to order a diet water at any restaurant.
“Have you seen devin Corley recently?” “No, he’s out on the curb selling hot Kool-aid!”
by Ya Boi Tee_Y_ler May 8, 2018
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Edward Cullen

= a stalker

In the Twilight series Edward Cullen is somehow stalking Bella Swan.
Don't be such an Edward Cullen and leave me alone!!
Can you please go, you're not Edward Cullen!
If you want to impress me, you can't stalk me like that, you're not Edward Cullen!
by Tw.girl December 19, 2018
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Edward Cullen

a necrosadist dude, who also looks like Philip from my classroom

he is also a little quite, but can be a sparkly princess
*reads necrosadist definition*

Yup. It must be Edward Cullen.
by arystokratycznie January 12, 2019
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