A german-cruncher is an act that a woman may preform during sex,the woman then stands up on the bed while the may lays flat on his back, then she proceeds to jump on the man's penis with her foot until he passes out from pain then she steals his money.
Man Vickey I gave Tom the worst german-cruncher ever last night how do you think I got these new shoes.
by Kristin May 13, 2005
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Annoying person: 'OMG I had a crunchy childhood, my mom gave me 2,000 dollars when I was 6 years old HADSJAAJKAKA'
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Annoyed person: 'I do not care'
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Your late night booty call brings you some taco bell to eat before you do her. To tell your friends though you have to have a pic of her holding the Taco Bell bag
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Get the Crunchy Munchies mug.crunchyjell0 is a jello that has been sitting in the sun for many hours and has developed a crunchy residue over the surface. This however does not affect the delicious taste.
This crunchyjell0 is a bit soft today.
We are having crunchyjell0 for dinner tonight, so save your bellies!
We are having crunchyjell0 for dinner tonight, so save your bellies!
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"Whooaaa! That was a crunchy party!"
"Are you hearin' these crunchy tunes!?"
"Then we went back to my place and had come crunchy crunchy sex."
"Are you hearin' these crunchy tunes!?"
"Then we went back to my place and had come crunchy crunchy sex."
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