The picture below pretty much explains it.
by THE OLD SCHOOLER November 8, 2018
Get the Creepermug. A frivolously inane and thoughtless descriptor that was meant to caricaturize guys that are regarded as socially unattractive, distasteful or uninterpretable behavior; typically by outspoken girls and women who rank higher on the social hierarchy.
A traditional example of this would be popular high-school girls who torment lesser-fortunate boys of whom they deem are "fat and ugly", "annoyingly dweebish and nerdy" or simply disagreeably annoying.
Yet another classic, all-too-well-known example are self-infatuating, egocentric young women who regularly use their (alleged) physical beauty as some be-all-end-all justification for their impolite, disrespectful interactions with older males (of whose presence they may find unattractive or distasteful).
In both instances mentioned above, the male social victim often do not have any actual sexual intentions in their social dealings with their bullies, as said-bullies would commonly like to believe. If anything, many to most of these guys are regular, functioning people with goals, thoughts and aspirations as anyone else; who don't know why they are undeservedly treated rudely by others.
A traditional example of this would be popular high-school girls who torment lesser-fortunate boys of whom they deem are "fat and ugly", "annoyingly dweebish and nerdy" or simply disagreeably annoying.
Yet another classic, all-too-well-known example are self-infatuating, egocentric young women who regularly use their (alleged) physical beauty as some be-all-end-all justification for their impolite, disrespectful interactions with older males (of whose presence they may find unattractive or distasteful).
In both instances mentioned above, the male social victim often do not have any actual sexual intentions in their social dealings with their bullies, as said-bullies would commonly like to believe. If anything, many to most of these guys are regular, functioning people with goals, thoughts and aspirations as anyone else; who don't know why they are undeservedly treated rudely by others.
Cressendrum (subservient girl): "Hey, Shanana! How did you do on your pre-calc exam?"
Shanana (popular girl): "Heh. Aced it."
Cressendrum: "lol You liar! You sat next to Roveric. You eyed his paper several of times when Professor wasn't looking."
Shanana: "hehe Yea, that annoying creeper. Honestly, that's all he's good for: helping me pass the class. When we have group discussions, it makes me uncomfortable like f*ck that I have to talk with him about class stuff. I have to face him every time and look at those ugly freckles and stupid pair of eyes. Every time he says a word to me, he's probably thinking about what he could do with me.
Cressendrum: "Well... you're quite the charmer..."
Shanana: "I let him do most the talking and just give him the eye. It's the nicest thing I could bring myself to do, since I have to hold myself back on screaming and punching his nerdy face."
Cressendrum: "Right. Well, here's a bit about this 'creeper'. He's not into you. He's mostly not into anyone. I dated him, so I'd know. And, he's considered for early admittance into an Ivy League. What schools have you started applying to?"
Shanana (popular girl): "Heh. Aced it."
Cressendrum: "lol You liar! You sat next to Roveric. You eyed his paper several of times when Professor wasn't looking."
Shanana: "hehe Yea, that annoying creeper. Honestly, that's all he's good for: helping me pass the class. When we have group discussions, it makes me uncomfortable like f*ck that I have to talk with him about class stuff. I have to face him every time and look at those ugly freckles and stupid pair of eyes. Every time he says a word to me, he's probably thinking about what he could do with me.
Cressendrum: "Well... you're quite the charmer..."
Shanana: "I let him do most the talking and just give him the eye. It's the nicest thing I could bring myself to do, since I have to hold myself back on screaming and punching his nerdy face."
Cressendrum: "Right. Well, here's a bit about this 'creeper'. He's not into you. He's mostly not into anyone. I dated him, so I'd know. And, he's considered for early admittance into an Ivy League. What schools have you started applying to?"
by Ace_Chen March 24, 2022
Get the creepermug. retardancy
person 1 : sigma gyatt ohio rizz when skibidi sigma attacks the svinka and creeper in oklahoma and then they goon their way out of there
their mom : i should've put you up for adoption
their mom : i should've put you up for adoption
by ruben.notfound June 18, 2024
Get the sigma gyatt ohio rizz when skibidi sigma attacks the svinka and creeper in oklahoma and then they goon their way out of theremug. Any supervisor that takes unsanctioned pictures of a coworker, secretly hiding behind walls and cubicles. The supervisor then disappears like a ghost.
I stopped by the yard the other day and the Director showed me pictures on his phone of a female employee. He was so proud of himself. He’s is a ghostly boss creeper!
The Director snapped a quick pic of his coworker, then disappeared like a ghostly boss Creeper to the bathroom to take care of himself
The Director snapped a quick pic of his coworker, then disappeared like a ghostly boss Creeper to the bathroom to take care of himself
by BunkyHairTIE April 27, 2024
Get the Ghostly Boss Creepermug. A Mob in the 2009 Swedish sandbox game Minecraft that explodes. You’ve probably seen memes or heard songs about these before. It hunts you down and has some songs about it, such as Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom (Creeper Rap) by Dan Bull and Revenge (Creeper Aww Man) by CaptainSparklez and Tryhardninja. They are commonly associated with Minecraft, popular culture and gaming in general.
Creeper, aww man
So we back in the mine, got our pick axe swinging from side to side,
Side, side to side
This task a grueling one,
Hope to find some diamonds tonight, night, night
Diamonds tonight
Heads up, you hear a sound,
Turn around and look up, total shock fills your body,
Oh no it's you again,
I could never forget those eyes, eyes, eyes,
Eyes, eyes, eyes
'Cause baby tonight,
The creeper's trying to steal all our stuff again,
'Cause baby tonight, you grab your pick, shovel and bolt again,
And run, run until it's done, done,
Until the sun comes up in the morn'
'Cause baby tonight, the creeper's trying to steal all our stuff again
Just when you think you're safe,
Overhear some hissing from right behind,
Right, right behind
That's a nice life you have,
Shame it's gotta end at this time, time, time,
Time, time, time, time
Blows up, then your health bar drops,
You could use a 1-up, get inside don't be tardy,
So now you're stuck in there,
Half a heart is left but don't die, die, die
Die, die, die, die
'Cause baby tonight,
The creeper's trying to steal all your stuff again,
'Cause baby tonight, you grab your pick, shovel and bolt again,
And run, run until it's done, done,
Until the sun comes up in the morn'
'Cause baby tonight,
The creeper's trying to steal all your stuff again
See the full song on Genius
So we back in the mine, got our pick axe swinging from side to side,
Side, side to side
This task a grueling one,
Hope to find some diamonds tonight, night, night
Diamonds tonight
Heads up, you hear a sound,
Turn around and look up, total shock fills your body,
Oh no it's you again,
I could never forget those eyes, eyes, eyes,
Eyes, eyes, eyes
'Cause baby tonight,
The creeper's trying to steal all our stuff again,
'Cause baby tonight, you grab your pick, shovel and bolt again,
And run, run until it's done, done,
Until the sun comes up in the morn'
'Cause baby tonight, the creeper's trying to steal all our stuff again
Just when you think you're safe,
Overhear some hissing from right behind,
Right, right behind
That's a nice life you have,
Shame it's gotta end at this time, time, time,
Time, time, time, time
Blows up, then your health bar drops,
You could use a 1-up, get inside don't be tardy,
So now you're stuck in there,
Half a heart is left but don't die, die, die
Die, die, die, die
'Cause baby tonight,
The creeper's trying to steal all your stuff again,
'Cause baby tonight, you grab your pick, shovel and bolt again,
And run, run until it's done, done,
Until the sun comes up in the morn'
'Cause baby tonight,
The creeper's trying to steal all your stuff again
See the full song on Genius
by TheRealMinecrafter October 1, 2020
Get the Creepermug. = (Man's age) + 14 - 2 * (Woman's age) is the creepers formula. It calculates the number of years a creep has to wait before a woman is within the socially acceptable age range to date, according to the "Half Plus Seven" rule.
Ordinarily say if a man is 36, the woman has to be at least "Half Plus Seven", meaning 25. That's fine, but what if the man is a 36 year old creeper and he meets a 20 year old he wants to date. He can't. He has to wait a certain number of years until she's within the "Half Plus Seven" range.
That's when you use the above formula.
So if the guy is 36, first you add 14. That gives you 50. Next you subtract twice her age (40) and subtract that from 50, you get i10. That means he have to wait 10 years.
Let's test this out.
The 36 year old creep, in 10 years will be 46
The 20 year old girl, in 10 years will be 30.
Validating with the Half Plus Seven rule: Half of 46 is 23, plus 7 is 30. Voila!
Ordinarily say if a man is 36, the woman has to be at least "Half Plus Seven", meaning 25. That's fine, but what if the man is a 36 year old creeper and he meets a 20 year old he wants to date. He can't. He has to wait a certain number of years until she's within the "Half Plus Seven" range.
That's when you use the above formula.
So if the guy is 36, first you add 14. That gives you 50. Next you subtract twice her age (40) and subtract that from 50, you get i10. That means he have to wait 10 years.
Let's test this out.
The 36 year old creep, in 10 years will be 46
The 20 year old girl, in 10 years will be 30.
Validating with the Half Plus Seven rule: Half of 46 is 23, plus 7 is 30. Voila!
Alice: I'm only 20. You're 36. I'm too young for you.
Bob: Well, according to the creeper's formula we can date in ten years.
Alice: bet
Bob: Well, according to the creeper's formula we can date in ten years.
Alice: bet
by artist6000 December 18, 2024
Get the The creeper's formulamug. An older guy who thinks it makes him "hip" to drink Craft beer. They usually "Creep" around younger people with their IPAs. They are out spoken about how cool Craft beers are and think this makes them seem "cool" and "younger" when in reality they are just creepy old guys.
by Captain know it all December 2, 2022
Get the craft creepermug.