Clown Dick

1 part Pinnacle Cotton Candy Vodka, 3 parts Mango Lemonade, 2 parts Strawberry Lemonade

Person 1: "This drink tastes like a memory I suppressed from when I was nine!"

Person 2: "It's called Clown Dick!"

Person 1: "When I sober up, I'm going to see a shrink."

by A Wiener May 10, 2013

Clown Face

The act of busting around a girls mouth and punching her in the face as to give her a white mouth and a red nose.

Gave that ho a clown face!

by Jake May 21, 2004

clown pop

one who is acting crazy or "clowning" around the most.

You're such a clown pop!

by Ry Mizzohl February 4, 2010

Clown Flap

A clown that has a poop flap on his/her behind.

Oh my god, He's taking off his clown flap!!!

by Blaze Nightfire November 1, 2011

Clown Jacked

To have something destroyed or damaged by a person who isn't qualified or educated in the repair process of a particular object or item.

I gave my laptop to my buddy to fix and I got clown jacked! Now it runs worse than ever!

by JAG1273 March 14, 2012

Clown Allergies

1. Sneezing that is blamed on your co-workers.
2. Feeling ill dealing with incompetent co-workers.

That clown sitting in the cube next to me is giving me clown allergies.

by Dust373 August 17, 2012

clown feet syndrome

Over sized feet that cause stress to the knees and joints

My clown feet syndrome is killing me

by Sufferer and victim April 29, 2014