Chris Pratt

Mario and that stupid fat cat

Hes a Chris Pratt

by Odie from Garfeild November 4, 2021

Chris Mew

When you’ve had a few too many beverages and you’re feeling a bit queasy, you might go to the toilet and have a Chris Mew (Spew).

“Where have you been Tay?”

“Fuck I was feeling shit, I just had a quick Chris Mew in the toilet” - Taylor

by jackabbz August 29, 2019

Chris Wolstenhome

Bassist from Muse that is under appreciated because of all of the glory given to Matt. Muse wouldn't be the same without him and he has some of the sickest effects I have ever heard on a bass. Also seems to have a cool personality and is disappointed that they sold themselves out to twilight, which makes him hardcore.

Me: Yeah muse is pretty sick, they have a good bassist

Friend: Muse has a bassist? I was too busy watching Matt dance around while singing and playing guitar.

Me: Dude, there is more to a band than just a frontman. Chris Wolstenhome is a beast.

by Chip10 December 15, 2010

The Chris Christie

When you fuck a girl in high waisted Docker's or cargo-shorts with only your cock out of the zipper, leaving the balls tucked in.

**Modified CC is when you untuck the balls, leaving a drainage route for vaginal secretions so as to not get the "glazed donut" on your freshly pressed & pleated Docker's.

We did the Chris Christie in a parking garage .

by Dongcoptered October 8, 2017

jebus chris

We slap people as part of the religion of jebus chris

*slaps* you've been blessed by jebus chris

by THEMUFFINMANNNNSSS August 10, 2017

chris is that a weed

im calling the police

911 wuts ur emergincy

chris is that a weed?

im calling the policce
'911 wots ur emergincy'

by PartayKittay September 17, 2019

Chris Hungus

One who is blessed with a certain email address.

Jim: Hey bro, the health project is due tomorrow!
Chris Hungus: Oh yeah! Send it to me once you’re done with the meat collage!
Jim: You got it. What’s your email?
Chris Hungus: [e-mail]

by bowling567 July 17, 2020