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Chocolate Kazoo

Similar to the Rusty Trombone the Chocolate Kazoo is when a girl eats a guy's shit while she simultaneously jacks him off.
"No thanks, I don't want any pizza. I just gave a Chocolate Kazoo so I'm pretty full."
by the musician January 5, 2008
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Chocolate Choker

Chocolate Choker: The act of draping an adornment of poo stick surprise around another persons neck during the throws of oral passion, creating a fecal necklace much like a pearl necklace only boasting a full bodied aroma…
Q: Dude, what the hell happened to you last night?

A: Bro, I blacked out after we drank all those Heinekens and Jager Bombs at the Royal, then on my way home I hooked up with this crazy toothless bitch from Railroad Ave. last night, as she sucked me off I dropped the duce and gave her a Chocolate Choker!
by The Rever August 16, 2008
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chocolate fudge dragon

Mr.Mackey: Who laid a Chocolate fudge dragon in the urinal?
by Freestyler9418 January 11, 2009
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Chocolate Parfait

Ingredients
1 (1.4-oz.) package fat-free, sugar-free chocolate instant pudding mix
2 cups 1% low-fat milk
1/2 cup light sour cream
1 (8-oz.) container fat-free frozen whipped topping, thawed and divided
3/4 cup chocolate graham cracker crumbs (4 cracker sheets)
1 tablespoon freshly grated chocolate
Preparation
1. Whisk together first 3 ingredients in a bowl until blended and smooth. Fold in 1 1/2 cups whipped topping.

2. Spoon 1 Tbsp. crumbs into each of 6 (4-oz.) glasses, and top with 1/3 cup pudding mixture. Repeat layers with remaining crumbs and pudding mixture. Top each parfait evenly with remaining whipped topping and grated chocolate. Cover and chill at least 1 hour.


To defecate on any object or thing and to then cover in vomit.
whoa! check out that guy, he just left a chocolate parfait on the hood of his car!
by vidguy March 12, 2009
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Chocolate Malt

When you eat out another person's butt
guy 1: eww you gave that girl a chocolate malt?
guy 2: i wasnt expecting the chocolate, man!
by papapoop April 23, 2009
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Chocolate brown

A color that reminds one of the velvety smoothness of a piece of Godiva. Chocolate brown is the color of luxury, wealth, and sophistication. Often associated with a diva.
by Princess Dy April 29, 2009
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Chocoladvantage

when you give someone permission to buy you chocolate, and then pays the buyer to never speak of the chocoladvantager.
Mrs shmervishi: oh i havent had my chocolate in ages! because my husband and children are both really alergic *looks at Mr. Billy Bstard*

Mr. Billy Bstard: Oh i can buy it for you dont worry about paying me back!

Mrs shmervisi: oh but heres an extra 10$ so you dont ever have to tell anyone about this conversation *cough cough* chocoladvantage
by BroadwayGurl123 May 5, 2009
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