Chinese Incest Trap

When you are stuck 1 inch in your mom and your dad is 1 inch in you. You aren't able to exit to the sides, either you go deeper in your mom or go back and let your dad get deeper in you.

Mike: Hey are you ok, you look pretty shooken up pal.
John: No I'm not alright. I got stuck in a Chinese Incest Trap last night.

by Moist Sperg July 8, 2020

Chinese Missionary Position

Sexual postiion with woman on top.

What's her favorite sexual position? The Chinese Missionary Position if she can get it.

by Spinroyd October 15, 2013

Chinese Market Value

How much you are worth depending on the products that you have bought from China and the number of children that have lost their lives because of said products.

"Bro, I just bought this jacket from China for $20"

"Bro, your Chinese Market Value must be around 3 children now!"

by CMV Inc. November 20, 2020

Chinese Cream Pie

Chinese Cream Pie

I was fucking this tiny Chinese girl spread eagle Enjoying myself. I shot my cum into her sweet tight asian pussy. As I withdraw I saw my cum dripping from her sweet pussy making a Chinese Cream Pie.

by Asianpoker February 1, 2022

Chinese Stealth Suit

A act in which a man puts on a black latex suit and turns off the lights and try’s to find and piss on his friends that are hiding

Dave almost caught me while playing Chinese stealth suit

by DionysianSwag May 31, 2021

Chinese helicopter

When a woman is giving a blowjob, and she's spinning around the mans penis, and she suddenly shits a bucket of chowmein in a spiral around the room.

We got charged by housecleaning because Suzy dropped a Chinese helicopter on the walls.

by Shitbox Charlie December 11, 2012

Chinese Finger Cuffed

Verb. A sexual act involving someone positioning themselves on their hands and knees in order to give oral sex to a man and receive it from behind by a different man.

My brother and I Chinese Finger Cuffed Hilary Duff last night. It was a real bonding experience.

by the anticool October 10, 2008