How much you are worth depending on the products that you have bought from China and the number of children that have lost their lives because of said products.
"Bro, I just bought this jacket from China for $20"
"Bro, your Chinese Market Value must be around 3 children now!"
"Bro, your Chinese Market Value must be around 3 children now!"
by CMV Inc. November 20, 2020
Get the Chinese Market Valuemug. Love children from China. Since the implementation on one child policy there has been a steady rise of Chinese Love Children.
Oh, Chun Sen sai has too many Chinese love children... way to avoid government taxes while forcing these children into child labor. Classic China...
by Tronboy333 July 17, 2017
Get the chinese love childmug. Someone who sells you gold (illegally) in WOW or Diablo III. You give them Money and your password and then they transfer the gold to your account. A week later they hack back into your account and take all your stuff, and then sell it to the next poor sap, thus creating an infinite feedback loop.
by Budthestud May 1, 2013
Get the Chinese Gold Farmermug. A act in which a man puts on a black latex suit and turns off the lights and try’s to find and piss on his friends that are hiding
by DionysianSwag May 31, 2021
Get the Chinese Stealth Suitmug. I was fucking this tiny Chinese girl spread eagle Enjoying myself. I shot my cum into her sweet tight asian pussy. As I withdraw I saw my cum dripping from her sweet pussy making a Chinese Cream Pie.
by Asianpoker February 1, 2022
Get the Chinese Cream Piemug. When a woman is giving a blowjob, and she's spinning around the mans penis, and she suddenly shits a bucket of chowmein in a spiral around the room.
by Shitbox Charlie December 11, 2012
Get the Chinese helicoptermug. Verb. A sexual act involving someone positioning themselves on their hands and knees in order to give oral sex to a man and receive it from behind by a different man.
by the anticool October 10, 2008
Get the Chinese Finger Cuffedmug.