outside chicago

You see, it’s not that we Chicagoans are extremely particular people; we just don’t consider it correct for someone from Naperville, Elgin, or Deerfield, Illinois, to say they’re from Chicago when they truly aren’t. You don’t hear people from some little town in California saying they live in L.A. or people from a small city in New York saying they live in New York City. You are not from Chicago; rather, you live near Chicago

"I'm from outside Chicago" " BRUH...you're from Evanston..."

by HustleSTL February 2, 2017

bo from chicago

hes bo and hes from chicago, has some d1 prospects but dropped them for a monk. hes bo from chicago tbh.

Bo from chicago. Wow thats bo from chicago

by bdustdadawg March 6, 2023

Chicago

A game you play where you continuously pass the blunt around, but whoever lets it out first loses.

Leah: Let’s play Chicago
Billie: Yk imma lose

by Innluvwitb October 19, 2023

chicago bob

defined: the primal act of taking a woman from behind whilst her head is in a toilet

Girl he took me from behind while my head was in the toilet, he gave me a real Chicago bob!

by Doris Pringle Brule June 17, 2024

Chicago French Toast

Chicago toast is fast becoming one of the most famous breakfast foods in America— with its meteoric rise in popularity being credited with Barack Obama famously ordering a whole loaf on his first day in office as POTUS.

Chicago toast is similar to classic butter toast in every way, except in that it’s only ever served in odd numbers (one slice, three slices, five slices etc). The origins of Chicago French toast is currently unknown.

Is that toast? No. It’s Chicago french toast.

by Walters Brew October 28, 2022

The Chicago Woodsman

The act of defecating on the back of your one night stands head before leaving their house in the middle of the night.

Mark: Did you hear what happened to Steve Last night?
Jenny: No....Is he OK??
Mark: Yeah, just got The Chicago Woodsman from his one night stand

by The Real Woodsman September 13, 2023

Chicago Hair

A term used to describe a young man who is balding or trying to hide his bald spot—often by wearing a hat. The name “Chicago Hair” comes from the windy reputation of Chicago, where a strong gust could easily blow off a hat and reveal a hidden bald patch.

Man: “Let’s go swimming on the first date—so you cant catfish me with your makeup or filters.”

Woman: “Sure! And on our second date, let’s take a walk through Chicago so the wind can snatch that hat right off your head and reveal your bald spot, How’s that sound, Chicago Hair?”

by yunggravy4 April 22, 2025