Chicago brunch

Ass eating

This girl at the bar was raving about her boyfriend taking her out for Chicago Brunch

by Brunchfan October 4, 2023

Chicago Drug Mule

Cocktail made with Jeppsen’s Malort

1.5 oz Tequila
0.75 oz lime juice
0.75 oz cranberry juice
0.5 oz Jeppson’s Malort
2 oz ginger beer

‘Malort is undrinkable’

‘If you mix it into a Chicago Drug Mule, it’s only mildly unpleasant’

by waterbaby8391 November 24, 2022

Southside of Chicago

Dangerous side of Chicago, full of shootings and dangerous wars. - Stay away at all means.

Ay foe, dem niggas onna southside of chicago crazy asl.

by .3mxi December 28, 2024

Chicago promise

Certain people like giving out promises without the intent of carrying them out. For some reason, a significant amount of such people populates Chicago. This kind of people is called bullshitters, and the kind of bullshit promises they give out is called a Chicago promise.

-- This dude said he'll bring over some molly this Friday.

-- You sure it wasn't a Chicago promise?

by othra May 13, 2024

Chicago

Literally hell on earth.

This is the place where the most wacky tacky insane voilent and ignorant things take place.

Rated 3rd place on earth next to Detroit and England.

Aye bro, did you hear about the guy who shot that kid cause he was wearing a blue shirt?

Man, we gotta get the fuck outta Chicago.

by StuntPlayZYT September 24, 2022

Chicago

Where queers who's parents don't love them and live in Elmwood park think they are from

"I heard he claims Chicago"
"It dont matter, hes from Elmwood park"

by HueyLouisAndTheNewey May 30, 2021

Chicago Style Driving

Chicago style driving is the action of driving the opposite direction of a NASCAR track, often used a formal excuse for trolling or when someone forgot the proper direction. The style invented by the roblox player UptightEpicman22, published by Secured_Noodles and pingo_boi

Driver 1: “You’re driving the wrong way stop it”
Driver 2: “I’m Chicago style driving”

by Secured_Noodles September 22, 2025