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Chicago Shit Gobbler

The Chicago Shit Gobbler is a sexual act (fetish) for when a person uses a dildo within their own anus, covers it in feces, and has someone give oral sex to the aforementioned dildo.
I just gave my wife the nastiest Chicago Shit Gobbler
by TheLiteralFish December 1, 2025
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An idiom used to explain how a seemingly negligible or "weightless" variable can have a massive, tangible impact on an outcome.
It refers to the physics concept of radiation pressure. Because light carries momentum, the sunlight hitting a city like Chicago on a clear day actually pushes down on it, adding roughly 300 lbs of physical force to the city's total weight.
Example 1:
Person A: "I only changed a single line of code and the entire server crashed. I don't get it."
Person B: "Chicago weighs more on a sunny day!"

Example 2:
Person A: "I barely touched the gas pedal and we spun out!"
Person B: "Chicago weighs more on a sunny day, man."

Example 3:
Him: "She broke up with me just because I didn't hold the door open?"
Her: "Chicago weighs more on a sunny day."

Example 4:
"If I had found my keys ten seconds faster, I'd be here. Chicago weighs more on a sunny day."
by anonymous202997 December 4, 2025
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Chicago

Fuck this shitty ass city and its shitty ass people, shitty mayor and the second worst gun laws behind California
"dude im going to chicago"
"bro go on the red line trust"
by Zibles December 6, 2025
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Chicago Bukakke

The act of multiple women with diarrhea that is a result of eating spicy food the night before taking a massive shit into Chicago style pizza dough and then multiple men ejaculate on the pizza, bake it at 400 degrees for 45 minutes then Serve it at a party.
Everyone at the party like the Chicago Bukakke as it was extra meat and extra spicy .
by Boopasnoop January 1, 2026
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South Chicago Sun Flare

When you slip pop-its into your urethra and they slowly go off one by one during anal intercourse
I'm still having issues sitting down after me and George tried the South Chicago Sun Flare.
by BeefCake- January 8, 2026
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Chicago Chili cheese dog

when you drop a deuce on a hookers chest and then proceed to have sex with said breasts while talking like the Super Fans from SNL, the hooker is laying there eating cheese
Man I gave the chick a mean Chicago Chili cheese dog this weekend.
by Crispy713 November 22, 2021
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Chicago goatse

To make monkey noises while spreading your buttcheeks all while forcing all blood pressure to your rectum.
Hey man, did you see TheDooo when we drove by? I think he was doing the “Chicago Goatse” on the sidewalk…”
by JvstSayin178 January 16, 2025
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