Carl

A furry in denial.

Carl you have two fursonas, you're going to Midwest Furfest this year, and your saving to get a fursuit admit it already you're a furry.

by Kiri-Kuck July 22, 2019

Big Carl

A) A tuba but bigger
B) Weight-loss company
C) A car that won't fit in my garage
D) That baby that's always crying on the airplane.

Me and my brother play the Big Carl for our school band.

by Quonkleboi March 18, 2024

Filthy Carl

A Filthy Carl is when you stick a cold stick down a girls butthole.

Damn bro, I filthy carl'd that chick last night!

by veefour May 27, 2022

Carl

Carl is god. He created the universe. He created you. Why support stinky Jesus when you can stan Very Cool and Unique Carl. Elijah Daniel rose Carl from the grave. Everyone say thank you Elijah! Carl is the answer to all your problems. All you gotta do is sacrifice your first born child to Carl and then Carl will always be with you. Praise Carl.

Don’t worry Carl! My first born child is a hettie. I don’t want him anyways.

by carlstannie69 September 1, 2019

old man carl

A man that looks like old man Carl from the movie up also known as Michael 😂 he’s low key so stupid he’s a dick but he’s funny he’s always there for you in his own way

Shut the fuck up old man Carl

by ????$?$?$&!?&&?&!& July 5, 2022

Hard Carl

A member of the Hard ₵arls, the most elite crew of shuffle dancers. At Christmas, they're also known as the ₵hristmas ₵arls.

I saw the Hard Carls last night - them boys really know how to shuffle! Them Hard Carl boys really know how to shuffle!

by ₵arl October 16, 2021

Carl Support

Child support paid by the mom to a worthless carlroach.

Carl: "hey bitch, where's my money?"
Mom: "I paid your carl support, as always. Do you think you could get a job?"
Carl:"yea, nigga, she paid carl support!"

by SuperWordNerd July 8, 2025