Michael Cannon

Soft drink that is half regular cola and half diet cola, preferably Coca Cola brand.

I’ll have a Michael Cannon with ice, please?

by Acarusoruth January 17, 2024

Cannons

The busty blondes you’ll find on the eastern and western coast. These are the girls who are tanned up, and possess rather large and round breast.

Wow! She has a pair of cannons!

by the beard of knowledge January 22, 2022

Cannons

Big tits

Phaw! Look at the cannons on that

by DS798 August 27, 2025

Cannon Count

The natural record holder for the most amount of ramco packages done via actual work. This number cannot be matched by the average man.

Johnny B: I closed 3 MEL'S tonight.
Jeffrey: woh bro your working on that cannon count!!

by Masterleadbiggie August 11, 2021

Cannon

A shy but friendly guy. Also very defensive of his girlfriend or wife. Crushes hard, especially on Hannahs.

Cannon is pretty shy

by Pickle Toe Jimmy December 19, 2021

cannon

to have sex/fuck someone

Bro, I'm gonna cannon this girl so hard tonight.

by mcgriddleballs March 12, 2025

cannon daddy

A mother fucker with a massive chub ass cock

Girl: God damn You big as hell. You gonna be my cannon daddy

by Neapolitanicecream July 10, 2021