Cum-Rights

1. The unexplained phenomenon introduced by an unidentified university professor. Students have decided it means to cum on the exam paper forcefully and with enthusiasm. Lead to the Cum-Finance riots of April 21st.

2. The God-given right every man and boy has to put his Dream Stream (aka magic milk aka money shot aka sperm worm aka white flight) WHEREVER he so chooses. No exceptions.
Respect my cum-rights woman. The couch wasn't even THAT good, it was from Ikea...
by Pantherstance April 20, 2009
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Ann Cummings

stage name for a Midwest amateur porn star that started out modeling and graduated to porn all before her 19th Birthday. Ann Cummings took the porn industry by storm with her pretty face and her long lean body. Ann performed with guys, girls and more guys. Ann Cummings scenes involve her being royally fucked up on coke and being fucked by anyone who wanted to fuck her. In one of her scenes she lets the microphone boom guy fuck her then cum on her face. After a short time doing porn she was sent home. Typical of the industry they use these whores then find new ones. She has taken all here work down but bits n pieces are still out there.
did you see that old Ann Cummings Scene?
by Azzman66 September 14, 2018
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Cum-Oath

A Cum-Oath is like a Blood Oath expect it's a lot more extreme and important.
You would perform a Cum-Oath not when entering a marriage but before your death or when you're going off to war to die.

The Cum-Oath is performed by removing one fourth of one of your balls and sacrificing it to the Cum God and saying "I fucked a fairy in half."

You break the Cum-Oath by not believing in the power of cum, or not cuming daily.
It's time, I'm going off to war, I'll die here, It's time to perform a Cum-Oath. Said Micheal
A what...? Said John
Fool, you do not believe in the power of cum. Said Micheal
by Aplo February 25, 2021
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cum strike

Cum strike -- noun. A concerted and deliberate action undertaken by a couple separated by distance in such a way that actual sex is impossible for a period of time during their separation, whereby each member of the couple voluntary and explicitly refrains from any self-induced orgasm in anticipation of an eventual (and hopefully, proximate!) face- to-face reunion.
Winston and Julia were separated by 750 miles and four state boundaries for several months, and anxiously anticipated their reunion. They anticipated it so much, in fact, that they agreed to a cum strike during the final two weeks before they would see each other.
by A la Peche! August 23, 2009
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brain cum

What your brain releases when you laugh or feel good. Another word for endorphins
1: We release endorphins when we laugh, that's why you watch comedy shows.
2: Endorphins is just another word for brain cum!
1:Right! That's what I meant to say.
by Adrien Brody May 15, 2015
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cum chalice

Yandere Dev's personal, cum filled chalice. Mostly used to celebrate the piracy of games.
Person 1 "Hey I just found Yandere Dev's chalice"

Person 2 "Dude you have to return the sacred cum chalice"
by Hardcorecrystalmeth February 11, 2020
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