bi once, cry often

Refers to where --- merely out of curiosity --- you initially dabble in same-gender romance on just a single occasion, but then all of da local drag queens and other gender-indefinite weirdos descend on you for "solace 'n' smooches".

Da first word in da term "bi once, cry often" can also be realistically altered to be spelled da same way as da original "purchase something of good quality and it will last a lifetime, and thus da only thing dat you will ever feel unhappy about regarding said item is its high price" ditty --- if you actually "take da moocher-enabler plunge" and BUY a single item for a budget-impaired individual, said favored spendthrift will immediately crow about his unexpected windfall to his fellow local deadbeat no-accounts, and then you'll soon have all of THEM swarming around you either looking for cash handouts or begging you to buy THEM desired objects, as well.

by QuacksO July 21, 2021

cry bitterly

For crying out loud.

Until I was under 5 months away from my 7th birthday, I’d couldn’t take off my boxer brief undies, until I cry bitterly!

by Turo Fernandez June 06, 2020

Ryan Ryan, why you crying? Ryan Ryan, sounds like you're dying. Ryan Ryan, change your butt now! Ding ding ding ding ding!

A song that my parents would sing to me when I was like 3 to get me to be quiet.

2 year old me: WAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!

My dad: Ryan Ryan, why you crying? Ryan Ryan, sounds like you're dying. Ryan Ryan, change your butt now! Ding ding ding ding ding!

~silence~

by Retard_Ryan March 09, 2023

Crying, Sadness, Pain and Despair

The feelings you get when entering a classroom after a holiday or the summer break. When you feel lost and out of touch after realizing you don't know who your friends really are since you don't hang out much with them. Also this sentence describes the feeling you get when you don't crave any physical touch but are forced to let your family kiss or hug you to not ruin everyone's mood. This is an everyday feeling that won't go away <3

How do you feel? "Crying, sadness, pain and despair"

by Don'tTouchMePlease April 15, 2023

Golf Ball-Sized Crying Sperm

A monster and an abomination.

Don't get pregnant because you have a 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% chance of having a Golf Ball-Sized Crying Sperm.

by Le French Raccoon October 06, 2020

Cry Potion

The result of sniffing recreational drugs to the extent of purchasing an excessive amount leading to an empty bank balance the following morning also resulting in making you want to cry

John went out the other night and sniffed some cry potion, "cocaine" and looked at his bank balance the next morning and he felt like crying

by Tomr93 May 24, 2024

crying toad

When someone is sad and crying . Could describe someone who is coming on their period

Please be nice to be , I ’m a crying toad today .

by Amme nna February 21, 2024