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SHIT BALL CANNON

One of two definitions that will prove BULL SHIT is not appropriate for HOMO SAPIENS as either BALL SHIT or BOWL SHIT.

Take two plastic (MADE IN CHINA BALLS, big , purchased usually at your chain stores. SHOVE THE BALL in your ASSHOLE (preferably GO IN DRY as it will burn and hurt quite a bit as that is PEDOPHILE PUNISHMENT but after letting the first BALL get lost as the second BALL will become easier naturally and slide right in.
Well I see your ANUS has adjusted as I heard this explosion and saw the results of your SHIT BALL CANNON as your ASSHOLE accepted that second BALL and the BALLS flew out about thirty feet second one and first one ten feet and left a TRAIL OF SHIT tracing the trajectory of the two BALLS , your SHIT BALL CANNON as ANAL ALAN'S ASSHOLE strikes again.
by NOBLE PEACE SUNDER EEE December 5, 2021
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Aids Cannon

Noun - Refers to any firearms in the AK-47 family of rifles. This term was coined by the infamous Dan_TSX of AR15.com.
I just sold my dildo to fund a new underfolder aids cannon.
by yeags December 18, 2014
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Cartoon Cannon

What happens to your penis and balls when you've been swimming in cold water. Similar to pool-noodle.
Tom: Damn that water is cold. It looks like a cartoon cannon down there.
by JimVT October 14, 2010
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Dirt cannon

Brandon fires his dirt cannon after violent coitus.
by ALCsurvivor May 23, 2016
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Brookside titty cannon

The process of titty-fucking a female whilst placing brookside chocolate covered fruits between her breasts and taking aim for her mouth like a cannon.
C'mere girl, you hungry? Lemme whip out my brookside titty cannon then.
by Yaa boi June 26, 2017
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Dusty Cannon

Expansion on Dusty Canyon-
(n) When one crushes some sort of dry food, such as Saltines, and sprinkles the crumbs in an unsuspecting other's visible buttcrack then one suddenly expels flatulence spraying the crumbs and dusty forcibly like the projection of a cannonball and smoke that follows.
Frank gave Bob a dusty canyon, and when Bob ripped one a few seconds later the joke was on Fank with a dusty cannon.
by Jbobrn September 6, 2017
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Gauss Cannon

Someone's Gigantic Dong.
Oh my gosh, Michael has a Gauss Cannon!

I have a Gauss Cannon
by JoebamaYoMama June 13, 2021
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